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    The Hornometer
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    The Hornometer
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    The Hornometer

    By Joe Mudak

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    About this ebook

    Jason wants to get something nice for his girlfriend for her birthday, but he can't quite figure out what would be a good gift. A chance meeting with a mysterious jeweler leads him to decide that a special necklace would be the best gift he can give her. Plus, the necklace is within his budget. What will Jason get in return for giving her such a great gift, and is it what he wants?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoe Mudak
    Release dateAug 1, 2013
    ISBN9781301331512
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    The Hornometer
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    Joe Mudak

    You know it's a guilty pleasure. It starts out innocently enough, of course. An interest. A curiosity, if you would. But it definitely is enough to get you to explore it more and in greater detail. But that's not enough. You can feel your heart racing, your breath growing short. You want to find out more. You need to find out more. You need to explore the twisted mind that you know as Joe Mudak. Who is he? What is this all about? Where will it all end? You know it's wrong but it feels so right, so passionate, so sensual, so ... needful. Now that the beast within you has been uncaged, the only thing you can do is feed it, and feed it you shall... Exposed to mind-altering cartoons, movies, and books as a child, Joe Mudak grew up with a hidden shadow personality that schemed to show the world the joys of reading erotica and now, you can see for yourself the results of those schemes. Let Joe Mudak into your mind; you won't regret it....

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