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    Dark Side of the Moon
    Dark Side of the Moon
    Dark Side of the Moon
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    Dark Side of the Moon

    By C. Sean McGee

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    “Self-help and those stupid proverbs, they do nothing. Soul food? It’s like trying to cure starvation with a sugar cube. It might taste sweet on the lips but once it dissolves, the emptiness is still there.”

    Set to the music and lyrics of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, this is the story of Theodore the disenfranchised rabbit; working tirelessly on the moon to dig a hole from one side to the other to let the sun through; playing in a mundane rock band and having sex rampantly but without much zest.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherC. Sean McGee
    Release dateMay 17, 2013
    ISBN9781301800506
    Dark Side of the Moon
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