Christine
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This is the story of Christine and the day that she grew a penis.
C. Sean McGee
"I write weird books."
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Christine - C. Sean McGee
CHRISTINE
by
C. Sean McGee
CHRISTINE
Copyright© 2013 Cian Sean McGee
Rotting Flower
Published at Smashwords
First Edition - Santo Andre, São Paulo - 2013
Second Edition – Araraquara, São Paulo, 2024
All rights reserved. This FREE ART ebook may be copied, distributed, reposted, reprinted and shared, provided it appears in its entirety without alteration, the reader is not charged to access it and the downloader or sharer does not attempt to assume any part of the work as their own.
Cover Design: C. Sean McGee
Interior layout: C. Sean McGee
This book was inspired by the following albums:
Portishead: Dummy
&
Death: The Sound of Perseverance
Chapters
CHAPTER 0
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 0
The shades were drawn, keeping the wonderful illusion of night acting out its façade, helping the young woman who lay curled underneath the blankets stay cozy and warm in her sleep.
Morning had broken some minutes or hours before, but the oppressive light had yet to steal Christine from her dreaming. And so, as her eyelids flickered, her mind imagined all the things that were only real here, in the comfort of her bed, behind flickering eyelids and drawn shades.
The sound of a noirish guitar played lightly from the cell phone beside her bed that was just within her hand’s reach. Her mattress was laid out on the floor and she stretched across the entire bed, sleeping like a young child, on any angle that suited her.
The noirish guitar then danced with a noirish, triste voice, slowly building in its waking resonance so that Christine’s eyelids flickered - at first trifling, then trembling and then finally alerting as the theatre in her mind lowered its curtains.
Her eyes opened with heavy applause as the ethereal woman canting from the music on her phone sang about uncertainty with such a salient and alleging demureness that it had Christine wanting this kind of affection, to be stripped of the fantasy of her own self.
As the tempo shifted and the beat shuffled through her bones, Christine lifted herself up until she was seated, leaning her heavy head against the palms of her hands.
Beside her, sprawled out on his back, lay her knotted, orange Persian, his legs stretching out from his pudgy and knotted orange body. Etched upon his face was a ginger smile, hidden underneath a mess of curling and intertwining whiskers, knotted like the scruffy fur on his body.
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