Best in Show
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What was Billy Simmon's car doing in the driveway, Slade wondered as he pulled up next to it? Mom's not expecting me home for another couple of hours, but she wouldn't fooling around with Billy Simmons or anything, would she? She was a hot babe, and all the guys in school were always saying he had the hottest mom in school. But with Billy Simmons? No, it couldn't be...
Baron LeSade
Howdy, I'm a Texan by birth and a Nevadan an accident of fate. Retired after twenty-eight years in the USAF and now live on a horse ranch just outside of Reno, Nevada. I used to write for literotica, but decided I might as well write for myself as it was a lot more profitable....
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