Tales of Steven

By Jeff Carter

Steven is the kind of guy who just can't seem to catch a break. He can't help it that the obscenely random happens to him on a regular basis.

If you were banished by witches, chased by Bigfoots, attacked by zombies, and all just to get something out of a hotel room, you'd be tired too.

Parental Advisory Notice
This book contains scenes and themes concerning violence, and includes sporadic vulgarity/profanity, which may not be suitable for younger teens.

• Language: English
• Publisher: GeneralE
• Release date: Feb 10, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301528578

Jeff Carter

I'm an HF ASD writer of speculative fiction. I also write songs, but you won't find them on Smashwords.

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Tales of Steven

Three Stories

By Jeff Carter

Copyright Isaac Marcus 2012

Published by GeneralE at Smashwords

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Cover Photo/Art Copyright 2013 Paul Marcus

Table of Contents

4 Bits

The Mummy’s Curse

The End of the Rainbow

About the Author

4 Bits

Ah, crap, Steven cried out.

What is it Steven? his new wife asked. They were leaving the hotel where they had just spent their honeymoon. She knew something would go wrong. Steven always managed to find something stupid to do.

It’s just … I left two quarters on the nightstand. I’ll go get them.

She just looked at him, You are going to go back to the room — instead of going home with me, your newly-wed wife — to get fifty cents? Are you joking?

He pouted and shook his