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    Servant and Several Sillinesses
    Servant and Several Sillinesses
    Servant and Several Sillinesses
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    Servant and Several Sillinesses

    By Penel J. Smith

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    The title story is about a ditzy fashionista, who buys a folding robot to do her housework. Love and mayhem both!
    The book also includes the well known poem "The Dalai Lama Blues", that has funny ways in which I get silly about the Dalai Lama!
    Includes "The World Famous Fluffy". Beware of cats wanting to rule the world!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPenel J. Smith
    Release dateJan 8, 2013
    ISBN9780987936820
    Servant and Several Sillinesses
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    Penel J. Smith

    Penel lives with her cat Tarene.She is also the author of a children's book about her previous cats, Hugo and Fluffy, called "Hugo and Fluffy Tales"Available on Lulu.com. "Hugo and Fluffy Tales" was presented to H.H. The Dalai Lama. He put it into his library.Penel also paints and makes jewellery. She did the cover art for her books, and all illustrations.

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      Servant and Several Sillinesses - Penel J. Smith

      SERVANT AND SEVERAL SILLINESSES

      by Penel j Smith

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2013 Penel j Smith

      Thanks to Nik Beat, for letting me use his name in my story "Servant!

      Thanks also to Paris K Black, for letting me use his description in Servant!

      SERVANT

      Kitzi hurried out of the office, her high heels clicking. Oh, how she loved that sound! That lovely sound of her new boots!

      She glanced down to look at the swirling colours at her knees with happiness. Boots designed by PENELOPE! The latest style. Click! Click! Click! Kitzi smiled

      She had to hurry, though! Her head up, her body set just right to show off her outfit and curves, Kitzi sped to the elevators.

      Today was THE DAY! The Day for her Delivery!

      Quickly, she scanned her fingerprint. Out. Workday done, hours logged. She smiled at Jerry, who was also logging out.

      Oh Jerry!!! I can hardly wait!!! Today is THE DAY!!!

      Is it today? Oh my God! I am SO happy for you! If only I could afford one, too! But, with my seven pairs of new shoes, and the marvelous new 3D tie of my darling FiFi, I can't get one yet! Jerry gushed. You'll let me see it in action? Please?

      Oh, of course, Jerry! I'm sure that I'll have it buzzing around by tomorrow! I'll invite Everyone to see it!

      The elevator doors swooshed open. Kitzi and her swirly boots, and Jerry and his FiFi tie crammed in.

      Jerry! Your FiFi tie videos are so great! Kitzi exclaimed

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