Scotland Yard

By Buddy Fulldae, Jr

What readers are saying about this book:

"I had a Welsh Pymke Pixie once, and I never ever heard it swear.": Gordon Ramsay

"The 'Big Bunnings Theory'? Mitre 10 was here WAY before them!": Stephen Hawking

"I didn't understand Shakespeare when I was young, either.": John Bell

"Rex, I know how you feel.": Banjo the dog.

"We are currently investigating this situation VERY carefully.": RSPCA, in co-operation with the Homeless Dog Welfare Society

• Language: English
• Publisher: Buddy Fulldae, Jr
• Release date: Nov 7, 2012
• ISBN: 9781301263028

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Scotland Yard

By Buddy Fulldae

Copyright 2012 Buddy Fulldae

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Scotland Yard

By Buddy Fulldae

Chapter 1

There was a scritching scratching noise coming from the box.

It was a biggish box, the biggest of three, and it was written with instructions in Welsh which, loosely translated, said,

If no-one home, leave at the front door.

It was just as well that the courier spoke no Welsh, because in fact, the last thing you would want to do is leave these boxes where the contents could possibly escape and run away.

As it was, it was only a matter of fifty two minutes and thirty five seconds before the first cardboard box finally acquiesced, and engorged its contents of white foam peanuts, which rolled out of the pack, stood up, staggered a bit, and finally shook themselves, causing themselves to fly off in all directions revealing a somewhat grumpy looking