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    Clyde
    Clyde
    Clyde
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    Clyde

    By Dan Schwartz

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    Beware Clyde is not only coming, Clyde is here, Clyde is at your doorstep...Clyde is in your home...

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDan Schwartz
    Release dateNov 5, 2012
    ISBN9781301548415
    Clyde
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    Dan Schwartz

    I am an independent author and I am driven by my dedication to nature, humor and the written word. My personal personal philosophy that there is always room for jokes, and as such my writings are always sprinkled with puns, humor, and plenty of things that can be read tongue-in-cheek (if that phrase makes sense in this context). Having strong interests in the environment and mathematics, I tend to craft my tales and works around both and I use writing as an outsource to keep my creativity alive.

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