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At Least Next Week I’m on Vacation is 31 stories of a cock-eyed, but clear-eyed view of every-day life in a crazy world we call normal, wringing every bit of humor out of it as it goes. It gets belly laughs from the mad and the mundane alike-the international sperm industry, the joys of a new toilet, twisted vacations, marriage. From the fetus to beyond the grave, nothing is off limits to Danny Roberts, and each one is viewed with laugh-out-loud irreverence. It’s only funny because it’s true.
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