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Lokus
Lokus
Lokus
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Lokus

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Clever and witty nine word poems containing humor, irony and sarcasm.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherDobry Łobuz
Release dateAug 30, 2012
ISBN9781476101491
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    Lokus - Dobry Łobuz

    LOKUS

    by Dobry Łobuz

    Copyright 2012 Dobry Łobuz

    Smashwords Edition

    The name loku derives from haiku. Haikus are sophisticated, elegant and erudite. Lokus are the opposite.

    The rules for a loku are simple: there are five lines, the first four of which have two words while the last has one. At least one of the words in each of the last four lines must rhyme with at least one of the words in the first line. A loku cannot contain any words created by hyphenation unless such words are standardized in the language, and a loku cannot have a title.

    in Aix

    all sex

    has effects

    via onyx

    dildex

    with fid

    removed lid

    which hid

    his kid's

    id

    during demise

    his eyes

    showed surprise

    abjuring theoretically

    otherwise

    Cinderella paws

    a fella

    named Pamela

    who gnaws

    mortadella

    ulica Łobzowska

    szósta godzina

    pies szczeka

    mężczyzna czeka

    pada

    in France

    ants have

    pants and

    prance along

    Resistance

    obesity is

    propensity to

    density from

    purely rabid

    gluttony

    since politicians

    aren't logicians

    their mathematicians

    subtractions produce

    additions

    one June

    claire lune

    dark coon

    silent loon

    Saskatoon

    więcej krów

    ma Gdów

    niz Kozłów

    nie mów

    idiotów

    oh, yes

    the dress

    I confess

    for less

    guess

    towering peaks

    snake seeks

    tall leeks

    predators' beaks

    louring

    summer bear

    little care

    crop share

    dirty hair

    lair

    que tal

    en total

    femme fatal

    igual en

    principal

    fog dog

    or smog

    low log

    sog jump

    splog

    minks' cocks

    white fox

    black socks

    gruff lynx

    blinks

    rattle corn

    big horn

    cattle crowds

    battle shrouds

    shorn

    green crew

    loyal true

    checker slew

    petting zoo

    anew

    l'heure verte

    porte ouverte

    Simone couverte

    peur maintenant

    inerte

    shadow birds

    cardboard turds

    paper surds

    tissue girds

    herds

    nervous dingus

    on Lesbos

    verbose women

    lingos anticipating

    cunnilingus

    from Argentina

    name's Roena --

    Erich's bambina

    family Fromm --

    Concertina

    religious restrictions

    social constrictions

    mental frictions

    physical rictions

    jaundice

    raped more

    on floor

    between Zor

    and

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