Gay Lovin' at the Cluck-n-Bun

By Jere Haken

When Joshua becomes a Cluck-n-Bun franchisee, he's got his mind on one thing and one thing only: those sweet, sweet chicken profits. He can't possibly know that, within a few months' time, his company's CEO will publicly speak out against gay marriage.

Faced with the added stress of a Cluck-n-Bun Appreciation Day, what's a gay restauranteur to do?

When Paul, local youth group leader and one of his best customers, asks Joshua if he can come by after closing to interview him for his church newsletter, the answer is abundantly clear:

He's gotta **** him on the counter.

Warning: This 6900 word erotic short story is gay, gay, gay. It features two adult men engaging in oral sex, anal sex, licking, biting, and spanking. To be enjoyed by adults only!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jere Haken
• Release date: Aug 27, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476029092

Jere Haken

Jere Haken is a lifelong spanking enthusiast who enjoys stories about bright red bottoms on men and women alike. If the word "spanking" gives you that special tingle, you'll definitely want to check out stories by this author!

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Gay Lovin' at the Cluck-n-Bun

Jere Haken

Copyright 2012 Jere Haken

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It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines.

I sighed gently as I looked out at the teeming mass of customers pressing against the counter of my restaurant. They spilled out of the door and circled the building twice, threatening to disrupt the line of cars that stretched through the parking lot, out into the street, past the growing group of TV news vans, and through the nearest intersection. The honking horns could be heard over the piercing buzz of the oven timers and the comparatively peaceful sizzle of the pressure-fryers, and even over the collectively Southern-accented murmur of the crown before me. For a moment I was disoriented by the noise and the sight of so many people in my store; a drip of hot grease from the box of fries in my right hand snapped me back into motion. I reaffixed my smile and turned to the customer at the front of the line.

God bless this restaurant for standing up for good Christian beliefs! the woman ejaculated at one of my cashiers, her change plinking into the tip jar with the distinctive ring of nickel against glass. Y'all will be truly blessed with a fine day of business this day!

I felt my eye begin to twitch and wondered if fifteen minutes into the lunch rush was too early to retrieve the bottle of rum kept with my Important Managerial Supplies in the back office.

The profits! I thought to myself. The profits! You're going on vacation tomorrow, and you'll actually have money to do something! A long vacation. The store probably won't even burn down while you're gone!

The woman's cell phone began ringing as I placed her Chicken #3, extra bacon and cheese onto the tray, pausing for a moment to arrange her waffle fries as artfully as possible for a greasy box of fried potatoes on a plastic tray. For a split second