Henrietta James Book One Not Everyone Poops

By Nerissa Nordquist

Engulfed in anxiety, frustration and constant constipation, Henrietta Martha James spends her time writing angry letters to Taro Gomi, the acclaimed author of “Everyone Poops.” She is demanding a formal apology...an explanation...the possibility of rewrites...or at least a change to the title of his book because she, Henrietta, does not poop. Well, not like “everyone” does.

Growing up with an illness that doctors struggle to diagnose, Henrietta constantly hears how she is “supposed” to be, while discovering that “normal” does not apply to her – at least not the way her body works. A humorous and painful real-life journey into the world of digestive disorders, her story brings to light one of life’s dirty little secrets.

Not Everyone Poops.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Nerissa Nordquist
• Release date: Jan 13, 2012
• ISBN: 9781465793584

Nerissa Nordquist

I'm a writer of what I know. I know IBS-C and digestive disorders. It can a very lonely road especially on such an embarrassing subject...poop or no poop--gas or gassy buildup--bloating and anxiety, frustation and pain... So I wrote a fictional comedy about it for others who suffer. Because we are not alone. We just need to find our voice and be proud.

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