Tippy Toler and the Super-Angry Eggs

By Julia & Marty Kramer

Eggs can't actually eat people ... can they? It's supposed to be the other way around!

The Tippy Toler series continues as Tippy tests her courage against what could be the most dangerous breakfast food on the planet. Along for the ride once again are Tippy's little brother, Buddy Boy, and Tippy's five and a half best friends.

Young readers will laugh at the suspenseful story and enjoy some yummy recipes, fun experiments, silly jokes, and a sneaky way to trick their parents.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Julia & Marty Kramer
• Release date: Dec 20, 2011
• ISBN: 9781466157323

Julia & Marty Kramer

Julia and Marty Kramer are a daughter-father writing team in Austin, Texas. They enjoy riding bikes, reading, hiking, staring contests, basketball, dancing, making pizza, eating pizza, and speaking with foreign accents.

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Tippy Toler and the Super-Angry Eggs

Book 2

by Julia Kramer and Marty Kramer

Illustrations by Julia Kramer

Copyright 2011 Julia Kramer and Marty Kramer

Smashwords Edition

This book is dedicated to our teachers

(The good ones, not the meanies … you know who you are)

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This book is a work of fiction. That means the authors made all this stuff up. If you think the names, characters, places, and actions describe real people, places, or activities, you’re wrong about that.

You’re not allowed to reproduce any part of this book in any way unless you have permission from the authors.

For more Tippy books and other fun stuff,

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Table of contents

Chapter 1 – Life would be better if people would just follow my directions

Chapter 2 – Is that an answer or a vegetable?

Chapter 3 – Will falling asleep be on the test?

Chapter 4 – Who’s in here with me?

A few clues for you

Chapter 5 – The muddy, stinky dog

Chapter 6 – I pledge allegiance not to yell

Chapter 7 – The announcement no one should ever make

Chapter 8 – Boiling-mad eggs

Foolproof hard-boiled eggs

Chapter 9 – Trick your parents!

Chapter 10 – Egg-sitting

Chapter 11 – I wish I didn’t hear those footsteps

Chapter 12 – Pillows and a plan

Chapter 13 – Party time!

Chapter 14 – We might be in trouble here

Chapter 15 – Don’t look now!

Chapter 16 – They have teeth!

Chapter 17 – You may be hungry, but you’re not going to eat a horse

Chapter 18 – The good, the bad, and the bad that doesn’t mean what you think it means

Think you’re stronger than an egg?

Chapter 19 – My smiley little confused guy

Recipes

Gas-House Eggs

Tippy Toler’s Super-Angry Scrambled Eggs

Buddy Boy’s Happy Face Pancake Egg

An Eggspirement

Pssst! Wanna know a secret?

About the authors

CHAPTER 1

Life would be better if people would just follow my directions

Okay, here’s the thing about little brothers: If you have one, you probably shouldn’t tell him to wake up your parents with his magic wand. You see, he might grab his light-up sword, instead. The one that flashes all those colors. The one that vibrates and goes BRRRROOOSH! and DOODELY-DOODELY-DOODELY!!!

And before you can stop him, he’ll tiptoe up to your parents’ bed. And he’ll hold the sword right over your mother’s nose.

You can probably guess what happens next. If not, here’s what ...

He will