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    Screw Christmas
    Screw Christmas
    Screw Christmas
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    Screw Christmas

    By Amarinda Jones

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    Christmas. It’s the time of giving and sharing. After getting a tattoo of her lover’s name, Georgie discovers he shared himself with another woman. Screw him. Screw Christmas.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherScarlet Harlot Publishing
    Release dateDec 19, 2011
    ISBN9781466150683
    Screw Christmas
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    Amarinda Jones

    Amarinda Jones believes anything is possible and sometimes just asking for the impossible will surprise someone enough that they will give it to you. Writing is like that. Put it out there and wait for a response. There is always the possibility you may fall on your arse, but after all, that's what cellulite is for. Amarinda believes in taking chances, speaking her mind and aging disgracefully. Twenty years from now she plans on being the neighborhood witch that all the kids are scared of. But then, everyone has to have a hobby.

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      Screw Christmas - Amarinda Jones

      Published by Amarinda Jones at Smashwords

      www.amarindajones.com

      Copyright© 2012 Amarinda Jones

      Cover Artist: Amarinda Jones

      ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

      WARNING: The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. No part of this book may be used or reproduced electronically or in print without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in reviews.

      This is a work of fiction. All names, characters, and places are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      Screw Christmas

      Amarinda Jones

      Chapter one

      You got a tattoo.

      Georgie Grant smiled at her lover. Do you like it? It was Christmas

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