The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis (illustrated)

By Nadina Boun

The Thinking man's rules in man's head, a satirical and comical paralysis out of excess analysis, with illustrated images, making it a great coffee table read or a quick illustrated comic.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Nadina Boun
• Release date: Nov 7, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465717078

Nadina Boun

A gypsy at heart, appreciating old and new forms of art.

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The Thinking Man,

Paralysis by Analysis

(Illustrated)

Nadina Boun

The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis

(illustrated)

Copyright by Nadina Boun, 2011

SmashWords Edition

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Chapter I: Rules of the ShagNQuit

Chapter II: Rules of the Drink Host

Chapter III: Rules of the First Date

Chapter IV: Rules of Expecting Expectations

Chapter V: Advice to the King

Chapter VI: Rules of the Interested

Chapter VII: Rules of the Ego

Chapter VIII: Rules of the Heart Vows

Chapter IX: Rules of the Princess of the Castle

Chapter X: Rules of Jealousy

Chapter XI: Rules of Sensitivity

Chapter XII: Rules of Misery

Chapter XIII: Rules of the Break-up

Chapter XIV: Rules of Loneliness

Chapter XV: Rules of Death

To my brother Charles, for having inspired me in compiling this book.

To my sister, my mother and my friends for their enormous support, encouragement and feedback upon the subject.

Preface

The thinking man rules are based on the depiction of the cycles of life and the ever growing need for humor in our daily human conduct.

These statements are not meant to diagnose, treat or cure any disease or situation, and have not been approved by any governmental, medical or private entities.

Chapter I

The thinking man, having experienced a troublesome morning after a certain shag, pondered on the existence of such rules, as ones to protect him from further troubles and misunderstandings. For it seemed what was meant to be a one night passing pleasure, turned into a morning after hassle.

He did not want to appear impolite nor rude, and yet he wished for a set of rules he could provide his passing ladies, without the need to verbalize his thoughts.

Image: Vlado / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Being the king of his own castle, he thus concluded, following his reasoning, the