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    The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis
    The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis
    The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis
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    The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis

    By Nadina Boun

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    The thinking man is a compilation and funny representation of rules in a man's head; a comic analysis based on the depiction of the cycles of life and the ever growing need for humor in our daily human conduct. A must read for a laugh or analysis, as the book touches on issues like love, ego, dating, jealousy and many more.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNadina Boun
    Release dateOct 14, 2011
    ISBN9781465710567
    The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis
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    Nadina Boun

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      The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis - Nadina Boun

      The Thinking Man,

      Paralysis by Analysis

      Nadina Boun

      The Thinking Man, Paralysis by Analysis

      Nadina Boun

      Copyright © 2011 by Nadina Boun

      SmashWords Edition

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      Chapter I: Rules of the ShagNQuit 

      Chapter II: Rules of the Drink Host 

      Chapter III: Rules of the First Date 

      Chapter IV: Expecting Expectations 

      Chapter V: Advice to the King 

      Chapter VI: Rules of the Interested 

      Chapter VII: Rules of the Ego 

      Chapter VIII: Rules of the Heart Vows 

      Chapter IX: Rules of the Princess 

      Chapter X: Rules of Jealousy 

      Chapter XI: Rules of Sensitivity 

      Chapter XII: Rules of Misery 

      Chapter XIII: Rules of the Break-up 

      Chapter XIV: Rules of Loneliness 

      Chapter XV: Rules of Death 

      Dedications

      I would like to dedicate this book first and foremost to my brother Charles, for having inspired me in thus compiling this book. In fact the entire idea came about during a discussion we were having on some relationship and real life issues, and right then was born the first rule.

      I would also like to thank my sister, my mother and all my friends for their enormous support, encouragement and feedback upon the subject. Great thanks to you all, I could not have done it without you.

      Preface

      The thinking man rules are based on the depiction of the cycles of life and the ever growing need for humor in our daily human conduct.

      These statements are not meant to diagnose, treat or cure any disease or situation, and have not been approved by any governmental, medical or private entities.

      Chapter I

      The thinking man, having experienced a troublesome morning after a certain shag, pondered on the existence of such rules, as ones to

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