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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105 December 16, 1893
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105 December 16, 1893
    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105 December 16, 1893
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    Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105 December 16, 1893

    By Various Various and F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand

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    Release dateNov 27, 2013
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      Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105 December 16, 1893 - Various Various

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      December 16, 1893, by Various

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      Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 105 December 16, 1893

      Author: Various

      Editor: F. C.(Francis Cowley) Burnand

      Release Date: July 11, 2012 [EBook #40204]

      Language: English

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      Punch, or the London Charivari

      Volume 105, December 16, 1893.

      edited by Sir Francis Burnand

      A PLEA FOR PLEADINGS.

      Dear Mr. Punch,—Last week I begged for a chance for the Briefless, and the only reply has been, that by a few strokes of the pen the Judges have ruined and undone the Junior Bar. On a day which will be known henceforth in the Temple as Bad Friday, we read the new Rules, by which in future it will be possible to have an action—without pleadings! Statement of Claim, Defence, Reply, Rejoinder—all disappear into a beggarly Summons for Directions, that can be drawn by a solicitor's office-boy. Of course, amongst the silks, the change will, no doubt, be popular. These learned gentlemen can with a light heart and a heavy pocket welcome the change, which will get rid of the pleadings which it is merely

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