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    Holes, Incorporated
    Holes, Incorporated
    Holes, Incorporated
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    Holes, Incorporated

    By L. Major Reynolds and Hi Marx

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArchive Classics
    Release dateNov 26, 2013
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      Holes, Incorporated - L. Major Reynolds

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      Title: Holes, Incorporated

      Author: L. Major Reynolds

      Illustrator: Hi Marx

      Release Date: November 13, 2009 [EBook #30468]

      Language: English

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      It was getting so a person couldn't sleep nights anymore.

      Would you like to see all hell break loose? Just make a few holes in nothing at all—push some steel beams through the holes—and then head for the hills. But first, read what happened to some people who really did it.

      HOLES

      INCORPORATED

      By L. Major Reynolds

      The red-headed secretary asked, Names, please?

      Ted Baker.

      Bill Stephens.

      To see H. Joshua Blair. We have an appointment.

      It's for three-thirty. We called up two weeks ago.

      The secretary said, Oh, yes. I have you on the list. She checked them off, studied them vaguely, asked, What was it you wanted to see Mr. Blair about?

      Ted Baker held out the small steel box he was carrying. About this.

      Ah—what is it?

      It's a box.

      I can see that,

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