The naked TRUTH
Oct 27, 2021
3 minutes
“Mr Dear was mooching about in the back garden when he was addressed by next door’s hedge. ‘What lovely crocuses,’ said the hedge.
Closer inspection revealed a man’s head in a floppy white hat peering over the top, and remarking: ‘I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more impressive display.’
Full marks for diplomacy to the man behind the hedge, whose identity will be revealed in a moment, although if you were here last week you may have a pretty good idea.
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