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    What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters

    By David Javerbaum and Mike Loew

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    This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as

    • “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”
    • “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?”
    • “I’m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ‘butterflies fluttering.’ Am I doing something wrong?”
    • “Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I’m trying to sleep?!?”
    • “To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?”
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRandom House Publishing Group
    Release dateOct 13, 2009
    ISBN9781588369406
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    What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters
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    David Javerbaum

    David Javerbaum is a former head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He is the coauthor of that show’s bestsellers, America: The Book and Earth: The Book, and author of the pregnancy parody What to Expect When You’re Expected.

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    • 4/5
      This is a fun, entertaining and welcome book for any expecting mother or father. After reading all the other pregnancy books and magazines, it's refreshing to laugh a bit about an experience that is so amazing it's hard to even comprehend.