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    The Book of Bieb
    The Book of Bieb
    The Book of Bieb
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    The Book of Bieb

    By David Javerbaum and God

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    A new book of the Bible devoted to the unholy life and times of Justin Bieber, penned by the Bieb's #1 fan and popular Twitter personality, @TheTweetOfGod.

    It has been nearly 2,000 years since anyone has written a new book of the Bible. Now @TheTweetOfGod, the Twitter account belong to the Lord thy God King of the Universe, ends that literary dry spell with The Book of Bieb, which tells in chapter-and-verse format the story of the rise and fall of Justin Bieber, the only begotten Son of God.

    This eGoodBook original also includes an excerpt from God's memoir, The Last Testament.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster
    Release dateMar 17, 2014
    ISBN9781476786537
    The Book of Bieb
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    David Javerbaum

    David Javerbaum is a former head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He is the coauthor of that show’s bestsellers, America: The Book and Earth: The Book, and author of the pregnancy parody What to Expect When You’re Expected.

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