Useful Verses
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Winner of the Seamus Heaney First Collection Poetry Prize
Richard Osmond's debut collection Useful Verses follows in the tradition of the best nature writing, being as much about the human world as the natural, the present as the past: Osmond, a professional forager, has a deep knowledge of flora and fauna as they appear in both natural and human history, as they are depicted in both folklore and herbal - but he views them through a wholly contemporary lens.
Chamomile is discussed through quantum physics, ants through social media, wood sorrel through online gambling, and mugwort through a traffic cone. In each case, Osmond offers an arresting and new perspective, and makes that hidden world that lives and breathes beside us vividly part of our own. This is a fiercely inventive, darkly witty and brilliantly observed debut from a voice unlike any other you have read before - and as far from any quaint and conservative notion of 'nature poetry' as it is possible to get.
Richard Osmond
Richard Osmond was born in 1987. He works as a wild-food forager, searching for plants, fruits and fungi among the forests and hedgerows of Hertfordshire. He received an Eric Gregory Award from the Society of Authors in 2017.
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Useful Verses - Richard Osmond
Acknowledgements
Useful Verses for Distinguishing Cow Parsley from Poison Hemlock
Cow parsley is of child height
and hemlock is a giant.
Above the barley, wheat and corn
hemlock stands defiant.
Cow parsley stalks have a groove like the groove
in a stick of celery where the peanut butter goes.
Hemlock has a smooth hollow stem like a straw
through which if you drink you die.
Hemlock from cow parsley
the blind man better tells.
Impossible to know by sight
the difference in smell.
Green cow parsley seeds look like a supreme court
of alien slugs in tiny horsehair wigs.
Green hemlock seeds look like a handful of jacks
in the fist of an invisible boy.
The stem of poison hemlock
is like a drunkard’s skin:
purple blotches advertise
toxicity within.
Dry cow parsley seeds are black cloven hooves, tapered
elegantly like those of sacred cows in Hindu frescos.
Dry hemlock seeds are Chinese sky lanterns crowding
the air above the funeral of one who ate hemlock seeds.
Cow parsley is a bitter herb
and hemlock it is sweet.
The taste of one will bother none
if he the other eats.
Cow parsley is the desire to restore to verse
something of its original mnemonic function.
Hemlock is a distracting preoccupation
with artifice and ornament.
Cow parsley is of crochet made
and hemlock is of lace
but a dead man won’t know wool from silk
as it’s pulled across his face.
Huckleberries
That she lived
is now in the category of things
that are true
but may as well not be.
We kissed
only as Venus turns clockwise
or huckleberries
are the state fruit of Idaho.
Luck and Colour
I caught a leprechaun in Braggot’s Wood.
He was dressed in green
and wore a four-leaf clover on his belt.
His hat was the colour of Jack-by-the-Hedge.
His velvet blazer was the colour of nettles.
His trousers were the colour of cuckowes meate
or sleeping beauty. He was dressed in spring greens
and wore a delicious garnish on his belt.
His hat was the colour of Alliaria petiolata.
His velvet blazer was the colour of Urtica dioica.
His trousers were the colour of the leaves of Oxalis acetosella
or corniculata. He was dressed with precision and variety
and wore a quadrifoliate perennial on