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    Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment
    Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment
    Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment
    Audiobook1 hour

    Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment

    Written by Skye MacKinnon

    Narrated by Kyo Sija

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    About this audiobook

    Santa is going to stuff their stockings...

    Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen.

    After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot and his bells still jingle!

    Now if only the sisters knew what to do about the reindeer in the cargo bay...

    A steamy standalone story set in the Starlight Universe. If you want a hilarious book involving insatiable alien twin sisters and a Santa with a very large candy cane, scroll up and listen to this book today. Beware, you may be abducted at any moment, so don't waste time.

    Other books in the series:

    • Alien Abduction for Beginners
    • Alien Abduction for Professionals
    • Alien Abduction for Experts
    • Alien Abduction for Pirates
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPeryton Press
    Release dateNov 24, 2020
    ISBN9781664982123
    Alien Abduction for Beginners: Christmas Assignment
    Author

    Skye MacKinnon

    Skye MacKinnon is a USA Today & International Bestselling Author whose books are filled with strong heroines who don't have to choose. She embraces her Scottishness with fantastical Scottish settings and a dash of mythology, no matter if she's writing about Celtic gods, cat shifters, or the streets of Edinburgh. When she's not typing away at her favourite cafe, Skye loves dried mango, as much exotic tea as she can squeeze into her cupboards, and being covered in pet hair by her bunny diva and cat princess.

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    • 5/5
      So ho ho funny and hot. Love this series ❤️
    • 5/5
      Hilarious. Irreverent. Unexpectedly and weirdly hot. Skye does it again.
    • 4/5
      Santa is a fr**k ???
      Love this story. Wish it was a little longer
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    • 5/5
      Short and hilarious listen. Chock full of Christmas puns. Perfect for a spare hour or a short break.