Assholes Finish First

Written by Tucker Max

Narrated by Tucker Max

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
• Release date: Sep 28, 2010
• ISBN: 9780743571111

Tucker Max

Tucker Max received his BA with highest honors from the University of Chicago in 1998, and attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a JD in 2001. His first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, is a #1 New York Times bestseller, has spent over 150 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list over five calendar years, and has sold over 1 million copies. He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, and can be reached through his website, TuckerMax.com.

Reviews for Assholes Finish First

[begivens · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Definitely not as good as the first book but still full of legitimate laugh out loud anecdotes that warmed my heart in a twisted sort of way.

[gopfolk · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

I got a free copy of this book and that is the only reason I read it. It was ok. some stories were amazingly funny....most were outrageously in appropriate but all were entertaining.The only reason for the lower rating is this is not a book I would recommend. I will read his other books for entertainment so that at least says something.

[Justin Dowler · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

I don’t know why it has such a low rating. Is it juvenile? Sure. Is it misogynistic? Yes. Is it stupid? Hell yes. But it is not disguised as anything other than what it is. Cringy at times maybe but still plenty entertaining. Listen or don’t, I don’t think he cares.

[grlintrrptdrdng · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Surprisingly better than I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. He's more honest with himself and with others and it focuses more on his life after the success of his first book. He's an asshole, he knows this, he doesn't bullshit people into believing otherwise, so he's an honest asshole and in some ways you have to respect that. The ending is just too hilarious.

[howifeelaboutbooks · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Not as funny as his first, but it has its moments.

[briandarvell_1 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Many funny parts but overall not as good as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Still caught myself laughing out loud which is extremely rare for me when reading. I also noted a bit more of a reflective narrative in this one which Max occasionally thinking about family and relationships. This kind of thought was unseen in the first book.

[wellreadcatlady · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Surprisingly better than I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. He's more honest with himself and with others and it focuses more on his life after the success of his first book. He's an asshole, he knows this, he doesn't bullshit people into believing otherwise, so he's an honest asshole and in some ways you have to respect that. The ending is just too hilarious.

[chrisweir-1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Broken into two parts which are very distinctive from each other. First part is much the same as I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell him being as asshole and just a bad person all the way around. Second part is after the book had come out and how he was different, more introspective. There's a whole section on when he goes to meet some of his fans in New Jersey. He and some fans rent a RV and travel from Chicago to New Jersey. Needless to say they are terrible and end up pretty much destroying the RV. One of the stories that sticks in my head from the first part is season tickets for college sports. Tucker has a megaphone and just imagine how bad that can be and he probably did it. Funny in parts and others it's amazing how bad he can be.

[startwithgivens · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Definitely not as good as the first book but still full of legitimate laugh out loud anecdotes that warmed my heart in a twisted sort of way.

[vgaharris · Rating: 1 out of 5 stars]

An attempt to be irreverent and funny. He achieves the first, but misses the mark on the second. Rather juvenile and pathetic.

[erikawastaken · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Tucker Max...grows up?

If you don't like Tucker Max or the idea of the fratire genre, this book isn't for you.

But it's an interesting follow up to IHTSBIH. The first part is traditional Tucker Max, but then you are treated to stories of an older Tucker. A Tucker who is willing to be self-deprecating, admit that "yes, he sometimes fails" and "no, he doesn't party all the time."

[davidroche_1 · Rating: 1 out of 5 stars]

Assholes Finish First. Anyone with an iota of sense ditches this crap book well before the finish.If you want to read a funny book about an arsehole, read John Nivens' Kill Your Friends.

[kivarson · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Made me laugh out loud several times. Was very unhappy with disparaging terms Mr. Max used to describe some of the women he's encountered--until he revealed (in one tiny portion of a page) that he doesn't think he's bet'r than anyone else.

[schatzi_5 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

Simultaneously amused and appalled by the author's first book, I had to read the second one. This book isn't as funny as the first (nothing is going to top the Embassy Suites story, I think). Probably the funniest story in here is the RV trip with a detour through Harlem.

[lisa1121mass · Rating: 1 out of 5 stars]

I read the 1st book, so I had to read the second. This book isn't as humorous as the 1st. Don't bother to read this, unless you enjoy reading about the arrogance of a 20 something male who thinks he's a god. (far from it).