The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender: The Comprehensive Handbook to Men, Women, and Millions of New Genders We Just Made Up!

Written by The Babylon Bee

Narrated by P.J. Ochlan

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two original gangsta genders—male and female—shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control. IF YOU’RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU’VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY. Join the writers of the satirical sensation The Babylon Bee as they walk you through the following ideas: What is a MAN? What is a WOMAN? How to PICK YOUR GENDER How to CHANGE GENDERS How to RAISE WOKE THEYBIES How to ATTRACT OTHER GENDERS Sex vs. GENDER IDENTITY Incredible GENDER FLAGS Fabulous SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS Drag queen STORY HOUR All 437 NEW genders AND MORE! Every page of this guide is jam-packed with 100 percent true facts delivered through fabulous illustrations, handy infographics, and, of course, stick figures of all genders and orientations. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, we’ll take you on a journey to the two “original gangsta” genders— male and female. Then, we’ll show you the progressively insane slide into the increasing number of potential genders that has spiraled out of control in the last few years. We’ll teach you how to pick your gender, educate you on how to tell if you’re a man or a woman, and show you the limitless cornucopia of gender identities to choose from. Just don’t use our incorrect pronouns—we go by Bee/Beeself.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Black Hills Audiobooks, LLC
• Release date: Sep 19, 2023
• ISBN: 9781666648713

The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. The staff write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life. The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. It has been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. It focuses on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News.