Killing Bridezilla

Written by Laura Levine

Narrated by Brittany Pressley

When writer-for-hire Jaine Austen signs on to script vows for the ultimate Bridezilla, "I do's" soon become "I wish I hadn't's"-and curtains for the bride spell a veil of woes for Jaine . . .

Jaine's accepted her share of lame gigs to pay the bills, but rewriting Shakespeare's got to be an all-time low. The fiasco begins with a call from Jaine's high-school nemesis, uber rich uber witch Patti Devane. It seems Patti will soon be sashaying down the aisle with another former classmate from Hermosa High, and she'd like the exchange of vows to evoke Romeo and Juliet . . . except without the "downer" of an ending.

Even worse than the assignment itself is dealing with Patti as a client. At least Jaine's not alone, as nobody can stand the demanding, spoiled, and incredibly rude Bridezilla from Hell. Patti's managed to rack up an amazingly long list of enemies in a short time, not the least of whom include her prospective mother-in-law, the soon-to-be ex-wife of Patti's stolen soon-to-be groom, and just about everyone involved in the wedding preparations. So it isn't a complete surprise when the erstwhile Juliet plunges to her death during her balcony scene.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc
• Release date: Dec 21, 2021
• ISBN: 9781666170269

Laura Levine

Laura Levine is a comedy writer whose television credits include The Bob Newhart Show, Laverne & Shirley, The Love Boat, The Jeffersons, Three's Company, and Mary Hartman, Mary Martman. Her work has been published in The Washington Post and Los Angeles Times. She lives in Los Angeles and is currently working on the next Jaine Austen mystery. For more information, visit www.JaineAustenMysteries.com.

Reviews for Killing Bridezilla

[LAURA A MOTTER · Rating: 5 out of 5 stars]

I would have loved it, had I not kept waiting for Jane to GROW A SPINE!!! THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING NOT FOND OF CONFRONTATION AND NOT GROWING UP, I MEAN SERIOUSLY? STOP CARING WHAT EVERY ENTITLED BITCH FROM "HIGH SCHOOL" NO LESS
THINKS ABOUT YOU.. PLEASE DITCH THE WISHY-WASHY PERSONNA.. MAKES ME ITCH TO SLAP SOME IRON INTO HER SPINE.