“In Germany, we have a word for everything”. So says my German friend Tobias, who was chuckling at my recent discovery of the word “Backpfeifengesicht”, which means “a face that's badly in need of a fist.”
If I should happen to be there when you lose your luggage near the toilets at the airport then I'm your man, but despite being of German descent my vocabulary doesn't stretch much beyond a table for two and a ticket to Berlin, bitte.