I DID THAT FALL WHICH IS NOT A FALL, WHERE IT’S JUST WHEELS AND FINGERTIPS ON THE GROUND, A POSITION I CALL CLOWNWARD DOG.
Was there ever anything cooler than roller skating? You’re basically a super-advanced hybrid of mechanical and human parts. A cyborg gliding more smoothly and efficiently than mere human feet can manage, providing you don’t encounter any major obstacles such as grit or a particularly lumpy shadow.
Skating is skilful and yet casual, which