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    How to Square Your Grouper: A June Nash Mystery
    How to Launch Your Lizard: A June Nash Mystery
    How to Sex Your Snake: A June Nash Mystery
    Audiobook series4 titles

    June Nash Mysteries Series

    Written by Melissa Banczak

    Narrated by Cassandra Medcalf

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    About this series

    For June Nash, Las Vegas is the break she needs from her brother’s book tour. Slots, crab legs, and two days out from under her mother’s disappointed gaze. Then she accidentally volunteers to solve a murder. 

    Now, she’s saddled with a stray dog named Enzo, under attack from the glitter happy Unicorn Protector League, and in the crosshairs of two blasts from the past. When is she going to learn? Keep your head down, your mouth shut, and never, ever, say yes to anything after you trip over a dead body.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMelissa Banczak
    Release dateFeb 26, 2018
    How to Square Your Grouper: A June Nash Mystery
    How to Launch Your Lizard: A June Nash Mystery
    How to Sex Your Snake: A June Nash Mystery

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      How to Sex Your Snake: A June Nash Mystery
      How to Sex Your Snake: A June Nash Mystery

      How to Sex Your Snake: A June Nash Mystery

      Melissa Banczak
      5/5 - 1 rating
      5/5 - 1 rating

      A pool of blood. A missing body. A brother accused of murder. June Nash has the worst luck. June's got a pretty easy job as the personal assistant to her twin brother, star of the number one nature show on TV. Then he's accused of murder. Which sucks. Networks tend to fire first and ask questions later. And June doesn't want to lose her cushy assistant job. Or, you know, see her twin end up in jail.  When she stumbles onto a clue, she's forced to turn to the only person who can prove her brother's innocence: her arch nemesis. Just one problem. Somebody wants him dead. Now, she's caught in a race against time as they navigate creepy crawlies, gangsters with a grudge, and deranged super fans. Can she get the evidence back in time to clear her brother's name? If she fails, it's the end of his career. And probably her life. If you like laugh out loud adventure and heroines who take on the world on their own terms, you'll love How to Sex Your Snake, the first book in the June Nash Mysteries. Get this wild ride today!

      A pool of blood. A missing body. A brother accused of murder. June Nash has the worst luck. June's got a pretty easy job as the personal assistant to her twin brother, star of the number one nature show on TV. Then he's accused of murder. Which sucks. Networks tend to fire first and ask questions later. And June doesn't want to lose her cushy assistant job. Or, you know, see her twin end up in jail.  When she stumbles onto a clue, she's forced to turn to the only person who can prove her brother's innocence: her arch nemesis. Just one problem. Somebody wants him dead. Now, she's caught in a race against time as they navigate creepy crawlies, gangsters with a grudge, and deranged super fans. Can she get the evidence back in time to clear her brother's name? If she fails, it's the end of his career. And probably her life. If you like laugh out loud adventure and heroines who take on the world on their own terms, you'll love How to Sex Your Snake, the first book in the June Nash Mysteries. Get this wild ride today!

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      How to Square Your Grouper: A June Nash Mystery
      How to Square Your Grouper: A June Nash Mystery

      How to Square Your Grouper: A June Nash Mystery

      Melissa Banczak
      3/5 - 1 rating
      3/5 - 1 rating

      Gifts from strangers are never good. Especially when they’re big bundles of drugs.  June Nash is back. In Key West on vacation. And not at all hiding out from her famous brother’s crazy fans, The Dewzers. It’s been a tough couple of months and she just wants a little peace and quiet.  But life doesn’t work that way in June’s world.  Drug runners have mistaken her for their contact and she ends up with a sailboat full of Square Groupers. Which the Coast Guard immediately takes off her hands. So she’s in the clear, right? Not even a little.  Now she’s dodging bullets from rival drug runners as she tries to escape her mom’s attempt to bond and Morgan’s obsessive need to figure out why someone from their past has followed her to Key West. How do you go from sipping rum one minute to running for your life the next? With June, it’s just another Tuesday. 

      Gifts from strangers are never good. Especially when they’re big bundles of drugs.  June Nash is back. In Key West on vacation. And not at all hiding out from her famous brother’s crazy fans, The Dewzers. It’s been a tough couple of months and she just wants a little peace and quiet.  But life doesn’t work that way in June’s world.  Drug runners have mistaken her for their contact and she ends up with a sailboat full of Square Groupers. Which the Coast Guard immediately takes off her hands. So she’s in the clear, right? Not even a little.  Now she’s dodging bullets from rival drug runners as she tries to escape her mom’s attempt to bond and Morgan’s obsessive need to figure out why someone from their past has followed her to Key West. How do you go from sipping rum one minute to running for your life the next? With June, it’s just another Tuesday. 

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      How to Launch Your Lizard: A June Nash Mystery
      How to Launch Your Lizard: A June Nash Mystery

      How to Launch Your Lizard: A June Nash Mystery

      Melissa Banczak
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      Ninjas & Wrestlers & Giants, oh my!  June’s life is in limbo. Since being the personal assistant to her twin brother does not include helping wrangle his lizards up on the International Space Station—thank God—she’s got free time on her hands. Which for her, usually means trouble. But not this time. Nope, she’s just going to relax, avoid any sort of publicity, steer clear of her brother's nutty fans The Dewzers, and just hang out with Morgan. Except he's on his first case as a private eye and he needs to make one little stop. Where June's attacked by a ninja. Well that escalated quickly. When clues lead her and Morgan to wrestlers who impersonate the Nash twins, it becomes personal. Big June and the Bugs? Puh-leaze. Now she’s cape deep in the world of semi-professional wrestling. And as Morgan works his way through this first case, June realizes he's in over his head and she's about to end up down for the count. Permanently!

      Ninjas & Wrestlers & Giants, oh my!  June’s life is in limbo. Since being the personal assistant to her twin brother does not include helping wrangle his lizards up on the International Space Station—thank God—she’s got free time on her hands. Which for her, usually means trouble. But not this time. Nope, she’s just going to relax, avoid any sort of publicity, steer clear of her brother's nutty fans The Dewzers, and just hang out with Morgan. Except he's on his first case as a private eye and he needs to make one little stop. Where June's attacked by a ninja. Well that escalated quickly. When clues lead her and Morgan to wrestlers who impersonate the Nash twins, it becomes personal. Big June and the Bugs? Puh-leaze. Now she’s cape deep in the world of semi-professional wrestling. And as Morgan works his way through this first case, June realizes he's in over his head and she's about to end up down for the count. Permanently!

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      How to Stroke Your Stray
      How to Stroke Your Stray

      How to Stroke Your Stray

      Melissa Banczak
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      For June Nash, Las Vegas is the break she needs from her brother’s book tour. Slots, crab legs, and two days out from under her mother’s disappointed gaze. Then she accidentally volunteers to solve a murder.  Now, she’s saddled with a stray dog named Enzo, under attack from the glitter happy Unicorn Protector League, and in the crosshairs of two blasts from the past. When is she going to learn? Keep your head down, your mouth shut, and never, ever, say yes to anything after you trip over a dead body.

      For June Nash, Las Vegas is the break she needs from her brother’s book tour. Slots, crab legs, and two days out from under her mother’s disappointed gaze. Then she accidentally volunteers to solve a murder.  Now, she’s saddled with a stray dog named Enzo, under attack from the glitter happy Unicorn Protector League, and in the crosshairs of two blasts from the past. When is she going to learn? Keep your head down, your mouth shut, and never, ever, say yes to anything after you trip over a dead body.

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