Today we look at Trace Cyrus's comments about Only Fans models, and Alexander remembers the time he saw Trace's shitty band Metro Station open for Buckcherry and a couple even worse bands Also, a new survey suggests HALF of dog owners are now concerned about giving their pet a rabies vaccine, and we tracked them down. Finally, we dive into Witches for Trump, an assortment of facebook pages fighting back against the liberal/progressive "PLAYgans" and their more coherent worldview. NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes directly in your podcast app or browser.