TODAY: an Australian girl visiting America says we need to chill out with all the flags. Is she right??  The country responds by freaking out about flags even harder and more irrationally. Also: an Alabama woman goes viral with a popular, populist message about housing costs, food costs, and insufficient wages. We found the Fox News readers willing to disagree and place the blame squarely where it belongs: on my granddaughter. NY (9/10) TICKETS:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS:  https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: King Gizzard & the Lizzard Wizard - Slow Jam 1 BADBADNOTGOOD, TURNSTILE - UNDERWATER BOI