This week we follow up on the Beach Teen Marine Massacre with a shocking revelation: The Marines were lying? And sharing alcohol with minors? and trying to kidnap blacked-out 14 year-olds?? Imagine our shock. Plus: Texas drivers are named worst in the country, and Texans explain why (the reckless drivers are all New York and California transplants!) and we learn about the REAL driving hazards: pedestrians, cyclists, and skateboarders And finally, the unthinkable has happened: Chick-Fil-A has gone woke. We examine the fascinating ways conservatives are processing this unique turn in the culture war Sign up for weekly bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Kyuss - 100 Degrees Pell Mell - Saucer