TikTok Fiasco w/ Howie Mandel | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 175 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Podcast

Sober Bert | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 201: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss their favorite radio shows and podcasts, Scientology, how Peru lost Machu Picchu, what it takes to be an ambassador, and much more! Plus, Bert went to Jazzfest, and saw some of his favorite artists perform, and found some new favorites. Also, Bert is deciding to get sober to help ease his crazy schedule! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Wildest Shark Attacks w/ Theo Von | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 197: This week we have a very special 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Theo Von! They discuss having sunglass options, old school comedians with gimmicks, Matt Rife, and the evolution of getting on TV shows. They talk about Ole Miss and LSU College Football. They discuss how money has the potential to demotivate you and the feeling of making people laugh. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

Ep. 147 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer: It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we are joined by comedian, actor, producer, and fellow podcaster, Whitney Cummings! Bert and Whitney start off the show discussing stories about fellow comedian Demetri Martin, then tragically interrupt themselves into discussing palindromes, ambigrams, onomatopoeias, and luxury watches...? These bears are all over the place! Whitney talks about breaking into her neighbor's house, Bert talks about stealing lawn jockeys as a kid. They wrap by talking about life as a celebrity, and where they might want to buy another home. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 157 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Happy Halloween! It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it's the last day of #SoberOctober! They discuss how unbelievably cool comedian Dean Delray is, the bears' fashion choices, and lies they spread about each other. Bert discusses opening for Louis CK and nearly ruining the show, they talk about a heckler who threw a beer at a comedian on stage, and Bert shares a review from a fan posted on Instagram. They debate which famous family would be cool to be born into and Tom shares a story of someone getting kicked out of his show in Charlottesville. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 67 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Miss out on 2 Bears, 1 Sapp LIVE? It's available at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ RIGHT NOW! SPONSORS: - Receive $10 Off Your First Pair of Feetures when you go to http://feetures.com/CAVE - Go to https://www.shipstation.com , click on the... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Bears Guide To Style | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

Ep. 150 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about torturing their kids with singing, Hank Williams, and more on Andrew Tate. They discuss hazing, the gayest things they've ever done, and women's safety on college campuses. Tom shares what makes him laugh about violent videos, the bears share the fattest they've ever been and getting in shape. The bears wrap up with discussing Sober October and the birthday gift-off. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

67 min listen

Drugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166: Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 127 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss why Tom got into an altercation at a dog park, Kodak Black getting shot, Jenna Jameson's illness, Kevin Hart's Gucci pants, and Tom's experiences at the Buffalo Bills facility and Chef Jose Andres' restaurant Jaleo. Josh Potter was just on tour with Bert, this leads the Bears to compare and contrast how the two of them tour. Also Bert may be joining OnlyFans! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Matt Rife for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Matt's meteoric rise to fame, Matt's time on Wild 'n Out, Netflix comedy specials vs. YouTube comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, Matt plans to buy his mom a house, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

96 min listen

Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180: It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about touring in Latin America, men getting dressed, and how much Bert loves Testosterone. They talk about Fast and the Furious franchise, naming a standup special, The Machine movie. They reminisce about cutting each other’s hair and try to figure out if they’d get hair transplants. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

71 min listen

Ep. 49 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - If you’re a homeowner, head to Policygenius.com right now to get started and see what weirdly specific amount they... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bears. Bert tells the story of going to a strip club in Austin with his crew the night before, and Tom and Bert talk about "Yo! MTV Raps." This leads them to wonder why Method Man and Redman haven't started a podcast. They wrap up by FaceTiming Russell Peters to see if he could put the Bears in contact with them. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: SPONSORS: - Head to Policygenius.com right now to get started on finding the best home insurance for you. - Go to forhims.com/bears for a free online visit. - Go to hellotushy.com/BEARS get 10% off your order Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Episode 200 Spectacular | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 200: It’s the 200th episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got each other some awesome gifts to celebrate! Tom shows Bert Kevin Leonardo’s infamous “Nair Hair Removal” video, and Bert discusses having Covid 7 times, history, cancel culture, luxury tour buses, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: CHICAGO! Come see Tom live on his birthday, April 16! Presale starts this Wednesday at 10am local time. Get tickets at and use code EVERYWHERE SPONSORS: - Go to to become a Lord today and get 10% off. - Go to and use code BEARS at... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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# 529 - Whitney Cummings, Georgia Kreischer & ME: Today, I sit down with my daughter Georgia and comedian, Whitney Cummings. Originally, Whitney and I were going to podcast and a few minuted in, Georgia walks in on us and sits down for the rest of the podcast and Whitney interviews her. Later on,... by Bertcast

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I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking people. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Women Have It Good w/ Yannis Pappas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 183: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Yannis Pappas on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss the old times, speeding, homelessness, exclusivity and wait for things, their experiences in therapy, and how Yannis is cheating on his therapists, and very cool guys Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Woody Allen, and Bernie Madoff. Yannis also shares the story of how he got shot, and his experience recovering from it. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

83 min listen

The Content Machine w/ Kountry Wayne | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 192: We have another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Kountry Wayne. Kountry tells us about his 10 kids, growing up selling cocaine, and loving food. They talk about women, Kountry Wayne’s journey, cars and music. Kountry Wayne sheds some light on his content and what it was like to work with Lil’ Boozy and TI. They talk about Kountry’s character “Drip,” how it compares to Bobcat Goldthwait, and how Kountry developed an audience. They discuss embracing the internet and making content they’re proud of. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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From Hip Hop to Stand-Up w/ Cipha Sounds | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 205: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Cipha Sounds joins Bert as a guest bear to talk about his journey from DJ to stand-up comedian. The two discuss sobriety and how being easy to work with will get you far in this industry. They also talk New York hip hop, the death of Tupac, and Cipha’s new TV show Hip Hop Treasures, which sounds awesome. There’s also a conversation about religious sex and a move called “soaking.” Enjoy! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert and Tom are back in the studio for some much needed catching up! They discuss Bert's new healthy habits and then immediately try out nicotine pouches. Tom shares a story about why he's the "Master of Finding Missing Items" and Bert recollects all the cruise ship insanity from "Fully Loaded at Sea". The bears also talk about Bert's "new girlfriend", not getting enough credit for good deeds, dark algorithms on Instagram, life advice from jacked dudes, taking Tom Segura's family on adventures, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: SPONSORS: - Head on over to and pick out whatever styles you like. Enjoy the color and comfort of a life less ordinary… with Stance. - Go to and use the code CAVE to get a 60 day free trial - To start comparing quotes and simplify... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Episode 203: Demi Lardner and Tom Walker v. A Huge Fan: Two of our faves are here live in studio, all the way from Down Under! by Blocked Party

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Ep. 158 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It’s another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it is a WILD episode! Sober October is over and it’s Berty Boy’s birthday! The Bears discuss their favorite comics and throw shade at every comedian that’s slighted them, they discuss the tragic news about Takeoff from Migos, and then Tom reveals possibly the BEST birthday gift ever for Bert! The bears then discuss Diddy’s wild Halloween interaction with actor from the show Power, Michael J. Ferguson, as well as other scary dudes in hip hop. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are together in the bear cave again for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert starts off by discussing his fall the night before. and they watch a video of the incident. They also talk about queerbaiting in Thor: Love and Thunder, Daniel Craig, playing red rover, why Bert thought he might have to have a broken jaw, and Tom’s experience with a shady dentist. They wrap up by swapping scary stories of getting in trouble going through customs with their tour busses. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

64 min listen

Ep. 51 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Love in Paradise: The Caribbean, A 90 Day Story: 0203 "Reality Bites" by Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

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Episode 32: Trace Thurman Discusses Slasher Movie, Jaws 2: This week, Terry and Mary Beth talk to co-host of the Horror Queers podcast Trace Thurman about Jaws 2, the tragedy of Marge, and booty shorts. We also make a pretty good case for Jaws 2 as a slasher.Jaws 2 original script: http://www.horrorlair.co ... by Scarred For Life

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