What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Podcast

Fun With Chloroform | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 195: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave. They discuss beard grooming, staying in shape, some of their favorites bites and drinks, car accident videos, and much more! They have fun with the FaceApp, give an update on 2 Bears Racing, ponder buying chloroform, and call Dr. Drew for his guidance on it. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

76 min listen

The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert and Tom are back in the studio for some much needed catching up! They discuss Bert's new healthy habits and then immediately try out nicotine pouches. Tom shares a story about why he's the "Master of Finding Missing Items" and Bert recollects all the cruise ship insanity from "Fully Loaded at Sea". The bears also talk about Bert's "new girlfriend", not getting enough credit for good deeds, dark algorithms on Instagram, life advice from jacked dudes, taking Tom Segura's family on adventures, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Ep. 24 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

94 min listen

Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

68 min listen

Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

77 min listen

Ep. 142 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Bell: On this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by lifter, podcaster, and entrepreneur Mark Bell. Tom and Mark discuss weight lifting injuries, Mark’s extreme weight loss, Tom’s workout routine on the road, improving sleep, squatting 1,000+ lbs, diet, motivation, using PEDs and more! Mark and Tom share the story of how they became friends, they talk about how to help Bert Kreischer “be less fat,” and Tom also reveals the time he was most nervous speaking in front of an audience. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

109 min listen

Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

79 min listen

Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

113 min listen

Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

87 min listen

Ep. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this week’s episode! Bert recaps his Fully Loaded tour with Dave Attell, Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Taylor Tomlinson, and many more comics. They also discuss Tom’s appearance on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, working out with Mark Bell, the Ron White episode of 2 Bears, and Bert’s upcoming trip to Italy. Tom then tells Bert about his experience donating to a Starlight Children’s Foundation, which prompts a conversation about donating to charity. Bert calls his business manager to find out if he can afford to do the same. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

Ep. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Tom Segura is appearing from Europe via hologram and Bert Kreischer is very down in weight! It's 2 Bears 1 Cave! Do you have wild hiking thoughts? Is making out cheating? These questions and more are answered. Plus, an appearance by Whitney Cummings... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

60 min listen

Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 215: This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom is joined by comedian Stavros Halkias who's here to make the bear cave fat again! They talk about Greece, mafia movies, fat guy math, doing comedy specials in Austin and foreign family members. Tom shares some discoveries about his family history and the duo bond over their appreciation of steaks and dogs, before searching for a new Religious wife for Stavros! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

85 min listen

Praying for Laughs w/ Jessica Kirson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 218 by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

79 min listen

Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Colin Quinn joins Tom to discuss some of their most horrific bomb stories. Colin also talks about working at SNL, his favorite (and least favorite) SNL hosts, and some pretty wild Chevy Chase stories. Tom is convinced that drunks ruin shows and Colin wants to pitch a new idea to Bert for his standup. Other topics include: one man shows, “resetting” a bad audience, and how MTV used to be cool. It’s a fun and insightful episode. Enjoy! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

75 min listen

The Dark Side of Clean Comedy w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 208: Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Michael Jordan and the NBA, having to do clean comedy and the dark sides of clean comedians, some of their favorite movies, gambling in Atlantic City, Woody Allen, their writing processes, Tracy Morgan, Tom’s dad Top Dog, Greg Giraldo, Tom’s experience flying with the Blue Angels, and the flight that had to land because a woman had diarrhea on the plane. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

88 min listen

2 Bears vs 2 Kelces | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 214: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert throw down a challenge gauntlet for fellow podcasters and football players Jason and Travis Kelce! The Bears discuss the type of competition they'd issue to the Kelce brothers and draw lines in the sand between the different communities that would be in their corners. They talk Taylor Swift, the influence of Swifties and the BeyHive, relatable athletes, top 5 female music artists of all time, and even get a call from Pat McAfee! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

71 min listen

John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209: On this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, John Stamos joins Bert to talk about fame, getting sober, and The Beach Boys. Stamos also opens up about being bullied for his looks and the loss of Bob Saget. The two discuss Don Rickles, the Olsen twins, burning bridges, and the importance of giving it your all. Other topics include: General Hospital, Howard Stern, and family. Tom comes up quite a bit, as well. John’s new book is available now and it sounds like there are a lot of crazy stories in it. Check it out! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

120 min listen

Calling Comics for 2 Bears 5K | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 217 by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

89 min listen

What Will Make Bert Less Fat? w/ Layne Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 206: Layne Norton is the founder of fitness coaching company BioLayne, a powerlifter, bodybuilder, and author. He joins Tom Segura to discuss powerlifting, bodybuilding, testosterone replacement therapy, stress management, the ketogenic diet, how unhealthy diet soda actually is, why people are obese, and wraps up by discussing Bert Kreischer’s new healthy lifestyle. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

95 min listen

Does Katt Williams Hate Us? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

64 min listen

Knives and Fights w/ Joel McHale | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 194: Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Joel McHale! They talk about their heads, hair and health along with taking the testosterone plunge. They talk about work ethic, narcissism, auditioning together for The Office and some Bud Light commercials. They share their bad reviews with each other, Bert lost his joke book, and they trade stories about their families. Joel talks a bit about his early career as a college football player, and the two talk about dogs Bert wasn’t allowed to get, funerals and Steve Harvey. They discuss fights, knives, Jimmy Tatro and give Robert Kelly a call right before he did Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

112 min listen

Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Bert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

75 min listen

AI Is Taking Over The World w/ Duncan Trussell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Today, on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about what they’re thankful for. After Tom’s “Toast” video with Sam Adams dropped, it got the Bears to thinking about what they should give thanks for this holiday season. We get a... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

70 min listen

Chrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178: Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets. Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

The Machine Premiere | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 188: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babić, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at interacting with people, and how it's completely different from Joe Rogan's energy, there own energy and Jason Mamoa. And we wrap up with people flubbing Bert's last name and Drink Champs by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

67 min listen

Ep. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir: It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and with special guest bear, Ari Shaffir! We analyze some of Carrot Top's wild Instagram posts and ask Ari how he got banned from social media. They talk about how important change is to your life and some fans who are surprised when comedians don't care about their feelings. Ari tells us about his time at J school, Tom shows Ari a heavy clip from YMH Live and an OG clip known as "Man VS Jar." Ari tells Tom about traveling to the Dominican Republic, Tom updates Ari on Bert's health, and they discuss how crazy weed from overseas is. Then they finish on a lighter note and react to a WILD cartel video. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

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