Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer | 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Podcast

I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking people. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

64 min listen

Bert’s Biggest Fears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 179: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss flying on private jets, Bert’s experience getting pranked by Andrew Schulz on Flagrant, both of their biggest fears, funny family stories, filming comedy specials, hanging with NFL players, and more! Plus, they watch a clip of Machine Gun Kelly confronting Sam Tripoli research patron saints for Tom to choose, and reveal some of their favorite comedians. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

77 min listen

Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

77 min listen

Important Message To Fans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 163: It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! This week, the bears talk about scamming dentists and address fans that don't like hearing the bears talk about nice things. They also talk about how awesome the movie Belly is, how jacked Method Man is, work out competitions and confrontations they've had with people in public. They talk about scary flights they've been on, and Bert demands credit for bringing Aaron Rodgers into their circle of friends. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

65 min listen

What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the subtle art of beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy and much more! Plus, Bert shares some sober realizations he's had recently while being "California sober", and reveals to Tom how he's felt being a little bit lighter. The Bears also debate what type of car their wives are, the greatness of Michael Jordan, gorgeous football players, and discuss why being present is so satisfying. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

72 min listen

Ep. 157 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Happy Halloween! It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it's the last day of #SoberOctober! They discuss how unbelievably cool comedian Dean Delray is, the bears' fashion choices, and lies they spread about each other. Bert discusses opening for Louis CK and nearly ruining the show, they talk about a heckler who threw a beer at a comedian on stage, and Bert shares a review from a fan posted on Instagram. They debate which famous family would be cool to be born into and Tom shares a story of someone getting kicked out of his show in Charlottesville. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

84 min listen

The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert and Tom are back in the studio for some much needed catching up! They discuss Bert's new healthy habits and then immediately try out nicotine pouches. Tom shares a story about why he's the "Master of Finding Missing Items" and Bert recollects all the cruise ship insanity from "Fully Loaded at Sea". The bears also talk about Bert's "new girlfriend", not getting enough credit for good deeds, dark algorithms on Instagram, life advice from jacked dudes, taking Tom Segura's family on adventures, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Ep. 150 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about torturing their kids with singing, Hank Williams, and more on Andrew Tate. They discuss hazing, the gayest things they've ever done, and women's safety on college campuses. Tom shares what makes him laugh about violent videos, the bears share the fattest they've ever been and getting in shape. The bears wrap up with discussing Sober October and the birthday gift-off. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

67 min listen

Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Episode 200 Spectacular | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 200: It’s the 200th episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got each other some awesome gifts to celebrate! Tom shows Bert Kevin Leonardo’s infamous “Nair Hair Removal” video, and Bert discusses having Covid 7 times, history, cancel culture, luxury tour buses, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

73 min listen

Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge email thread with hundreds of other comedians, and Tom tries on his cream leather jacket for Bert. Bert tries to surprise KFC and Feitelberg from Barstool with a trip to Europe, hanging out with people without drinking, and how they're crafting their stand up comedy specials. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

78 min listen

Ep. 127 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss why Tom got into an altercation at a dog park, Kodak Black getting shot, Jenna Jameson's illness, Kevin Hart's Gucci pants, and Tom's experiences at the Buffalo Bills facility and Chef Jose Andres' restaurant Jaleo. Josh Potter was just on tour with Bert, this leads the Bears to compare and contrast how the two of them tour. Also Bert may be joining OnlyFans! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

79 min listen

Ep. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: A truly special episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer where they try do as many vices in the span of a little over an hour. Bert and Tom celebrate their power by lighting cigars and Bert tries to compare himself to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. They try to come up with the premise to a movie that The Rock would do with them... would you watch it? Bert shows some fun posts from Nikki Glazer and Whitney Cummings. Tom helps Bert realize he should open a "recovery center," and they discuss the next big 2 Bears, 1 Cave event... 2 Bears Racing. Tom reminds Bert how impressed he is with his tennis serve, the bears share their favorite laughs with each other, and they decide which email they'd prefer to be eaten by. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

84 min listen

Bears Guide To Style | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

Flying Death Traps | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 193: It’s a week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with your favorite bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They start off with talking about Bert’s distrust in Doctor Quacks, terrifying hot air balloons, Bert’s current struggles that he should discuss with a therapist and some wild food adventures. They discuss their kids, chloroform and fun challenges and what state would be the most fun to move to. They trade stories about their first times with girls, talk about sexual fluidity throughout history and talk about the next possible 2 Bears Live! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

71 min listen

Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

Ep. 149 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert discusses how he dresses like a child, Nadav is a genius, and his daughter going off to college. Tom talks about going to college with Prince Fielder, Bert talks about the differences between him and his daughters, and the bears discuss Andrew Tate getting cancelled. They talk about Bert's knack for promoting, protesting the Garth Brooks concert for YMH Live 8, coffee makers, Bert's trip to Italy, and then Bert runs Tom through his "power" questions. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

69 min listen

Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

87 min listen

Ep. 153 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Duncan Trussell: Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura in Bert Kreischer’s place for this week’s “2 Bears, 1 Cave.” They discuss the new Armie Hammer documentary, Vlad the Impaler, North Korea, UFOs, Mos Def, Ted Bundy, and the Mari Aoki phenomenon. They also swap stories about “relieving themselves” on airplanes. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

Ultra Q #1: “Is that a third cat?” feat. Andrew Roebuck by Saved by the Belial: An Atrocious Ultraman Podcast

92 min listen

Ep. 24 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

94 min listen

The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Matt Rife for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Matt's meteoric rise to fame, Matt's time on Wild 'n Out, Netflix comedy specials vs. YouTube comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, Matt plans to buy his mom a house, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

96 min listen

Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

68 min listen

The Machine Premiere | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 188: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babić, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at interacting with people, and how it's completely different from Joe Rogan's energy, there own energy and Jason Mamoa. And we wrap up with people flubbing Bert's last name and Drink Champs by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

67 min listen

Ep. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's the debut of the biggest Super Podcast to date! 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have joined forces inside the YMH studios to get together as best friends and talk about anything and everything! Tom and Bert compare themselves to... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

79 min listen

Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave and Bert Kreischer welcomes his guest bear Sal Vulcano! They talk about performing on cruises, compare friendships, and gambling. They talk about how Sal grew up, how Impractical Jokers blew up, and surviving the pandemic. They discus their flaws, having fun bombing past podcast appearances, and why no one should get a full set of new teeth. They talk about the infamous George Brett story dumping in his pants, Bert describes his own misfired dumps, and Sal has a hard time comprehending any of it. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

128 min listen

Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, and Bert is having a rough time recovering from the previous episode. Bert went into a deprivation tank loaded and had a day of polar plunges and packed saunas and marvels at his incredible genes. With that, they talk about ayahuasca which cause Bert to have a panic attack mid-thought. The bears discuss sleep, touring styles, disc golfers, and E-sports gamers. The bears get into their personal body counts, how fat their faces get, and Bert's love of hot dogs and food. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Is Squirting Real? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 190: It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert gets right into the only thing on his mind at the moment: Squirting isn’t real. They talk about some weird fan interactions they’ve had and how they interact with celebrities they admire. They discuss taking chances on certain jokes, tough languages, releasing movies in China, and learning how to say very cool things in Arabic. Bert talks about how much he’s been partying during the Machine premiere, Trick Daddy, Drink Champs, and celebrities they’d love to party with. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

66 min listen

Ep. 122 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer opens with what it's like visiting Austin, and how much he loves playing games with Tom Segura's kids. Also, Tom's kids give Bert a new nick name: Fat Sticks. The bears talk about standup comedy all over the world, they try to figure out the perfect outfit for Bert's next special, and we go down the female golfer rabbit hole. We check out other cool hobbies women can get into, watch some cool debt/stuck related "videos," and check out what kind of videos the rest of America is into. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

Ep. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this week’s episode! Bert recaps his Fully Loaded tour with Dave Attell, Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Taylor Tomlinson, and many more comics. They also discuss Tom’s appearance on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, working out with Mark Bell, the Ron White episode of 2 Bears, and Bert’s upcoming trip to Italy. Tom then tells Bert about his experience donating to a Starlight Children’s Foundation, which prompts a conversation about donating to charity. Bert calls his business manager to find out if he can afford to do the same. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

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