Ep. 157 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer | 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Podcast

The Hottest Instagrams | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 165: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! We start with Bert learning about numbers in other languages, they talk about countries they would run away to, and Bert really considers starting an Only Fans page. Tom then shows Bert a WILD loophole some Instagram models found and they look up the girlfriends of George Clooney, Chris Hemsworth, Henry Cavil. They talk about Nate Diaz and freak athletes like Barry Sanders and Charlie Ward. We call Bert's wife, LeeAnn, and ask her about vacations, boy shorts and selling nudes online. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

68 min listen

Ep. 158 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It’s another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it is a WILD episode! Sober October is over and it’s Berty Boy’s birthday! The Bears discuss their favorite comics and throw shade at every comedian that’s slighted them, they discuss the tragic news about Takeoff from Migos, and then Tom reveals possibly the BEST birthday gift ever for Bert! The bears then discuss Diddy’s wild Halloween interaction with actor from the show Power, Michael J. Ferguson, as well as other scary dudes in hip hop. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Important Message To Fans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 163: It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! This week, the bears talk about scamming dentists and address fans that don't like hearing the bears talk about nice things. They also talk about how awesome the movie Belly is, how jacked Method Man is, work out competitions and confrontations they've had with people in public. They talk about scary flights they've been on, and Bert demands credit for bringing Aaron Rodgers into their circle of friends. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

65 min listen

Laugh Hard w/ Louis C.K. | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 169: It’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave and Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Louis CK! They discuss growing up, faith, and David Goggins. They trade their views on living and dying, testing amusement park rides, and old commercials and TV shows. Bert educates Louis on quicksand content, Louis recalls making Patrice O’Neal and David Letterman laugh, and Bert asks when Louis changed his comedy style. Louis talks about his fall from the peak and live streaming his next comedy special from MSG on his website. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

97 min listen

The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Matt Rife for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Matt's meteoric rise to fame, Matt's time on Wild 'n Out, Netflix comedy specials vs. YouTube comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, Matt plans to buy his mom a house, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

96 min listen

I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking people. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

64 min listen

Ep. 141 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler: It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with a sick Tom Segura and guest bear Ryan Sickler! The bears talk about Michelin Star restaurants, Tom's mom's gifts, and Brad Pitt. They talk about how sick they get on the road, people who dip chewing tobacco, the 30 For 30 doc on Street Basketball, and Bill Clinton. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

70 min listen

What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the subtle art of beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy and much more! Plus, Bert shares some sober realizations he's had recently while being "California sober", and reveals to Tom how he's felt being a little bit lighter. The Bears also debate what type of car their wives are, the greatness of Michael Jordan, gorgeous football players, and discuss why being present is so satisfying. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

72 min listen

Ep. 153 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Duncan Trussell: Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura in Bert Kreischer’s place for this week’s “2 Bears, 1 Cave.” They discuss the new Armie Hammer documentary, Vlad the Impaler, North Korea, UFOs, Mos Def, Ted Bundy, and the Mari Aoki phenomenon. They also swap stories about “relieving themselves” on airplanes. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

Ep. 156 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about Tiger Woods, their kids playing sports, and what it takes to become an elite athlete. They try to figure out how they can raise freak athletes, discuss sports families, and debate if 2 Bears Racing is going to participate in the great Gumball 3000. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

Ep. 159 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Neal Brennan & Bert Kreischer: Neal Brennan joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura’s place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Neal and Bert discuss how much different comedians make, Neal’s Mark Twain speech, tour busses, SNL, representation in comedy, Chappelle’s Show, Trevor Noah, how they edit their stand-up specials, Neal’s new Netflix special “Blocks,” and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

128 min listen

Jacked w/ Kumail Nanjiani | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 164: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Kumail Nanjiani. They discuss Kevin Hart, writers rooms they've been on, and all the different scenes in standup. Kumail talks about growing up in Pakistan, starting in comedy, and being cool on film sets. Kumail talks about the Chicago comedy scene, Silicon Valley and Portlandia. They discuss acting, Saturday Night Live, Kumail getting JACKED, and Welcome to Chippendales on Hulu. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

100 min listen

Ep. 160 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Quentin Tarantino: Bert Kreischer is still recovering from his heart surgeries so Tom Segura asked Quentin Tarantino to step in as a guest bear! Go check out Quentin’s new book “Cinema Speculation” and his podcast “The Video Archives!” Quentin discusses his new book, the journey of green lighting Pulp Fiction as well as the decisions made for casting. Tom asks Quentin about accents in Inglorious Bastards, Michael Parks in Kill Bill, and the “Top Gun is Gay” monologue. They discuss forced diversity casting in films, Quentin’s opinion on Alfred Hitchcock movies, and Quentin’s plan for his last film. Quentin talks about writing for TV, Tom reveals Quentin inspired him to film his own projects, Leonardo DiCaprio, and they share their thoughts on all the Marvel movies. They discuss stories about Don Rickles, Robert De Niro, and then Quentin roasts Tom. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

89 min listen

Ep. 152 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Joe Rogan: It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and we have guest bear Joe Rogan! We talk about Joe beating Enny in arm wrestling right before cameras started rolling, how athletic Bert Kreischer actually is, and the parameters for Sober October this year. The bears talk about Mark Zuckerberg going on Joe Rogan Experience, failed attempts at canceling Joe, some wild videos on Instagram, and famous mobsters and hitmen. They review Evander Holyfield and Michael Jordan's unsellable homes, Francis Ngannou, and food based Instagram profiles. They talk about Sam's Tailor, the Fatty Arbuckle controversy, how unique Joey Diaz is, and how Joe and Tom met. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

108 min listen

Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons: Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and radio host. He joins Tom Segura, in Bert Kreischer’s place for this week’s episode of “2 Bears, 1 Cave.” They discuss their old acting classes, getting to know adult performers, going shooting with Joe Rogan, “American Psycho,” “The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power,” cultural appropriation in media, method acting, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

95 min listen

Ep. 162 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Yannis Pappas: This week, Tom Segura is joined by Yannis Pappas in Bert Kreischer’s place. They discuss how Yannis got talked into softening his water, how Tom feels about meeting fans, Chris Rocks current material, chartering jets vs. flying coach, weird ways people get aroused, the SNL writer who threatened to boycott the show over Dave Chappelle hosting, annoying politically correct terms, Kanye West, the Ukraine situation, the wildest conspiracy theories, Donald Trump, Herschel Walker, and more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

124 min listen

678 - Steve-O - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start the episode with admiring Tom's new hair transplant, a cool guy not a fan of American women, and we try to connect with that lady with bad teeth! Then Tom talks about how much he loves the Netflix show on Jeffrey Dahmer, shares some cool artwork of Garth Brooks, and we talk about the Baldwin's 7th child! We then welcome back stuntman, podcaster and comedian, Steve-O! Steve-O talks about what it was like to to film Jackass Forever, a stunt he's been upset about for over 10 years, and writing his new book. Steve-O then talks about CTE, aging gracefully and all the stunts that got him banned from certain places! We then wrap up with showing him Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok curations. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

122 min listen

Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Ari Shaffir! They discuss language, how main landers partake in open defecation and their own human dumps. They discuss some Israeli behaviors, Ari’s YouTube special, singers that fell from grace, and traveling in South America and Australia. They talk about how awesome it would be to be gay, and they discuss Mark Normand’s bachelor party where Bert Kreischer had a bit of a meltdown. They exchange stories about knocking things out of people’s hands, Tom’s kids and Ari’s hemorrhoids. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

66 min listen

673 - Sam Morril - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura: It's the most high and tight day of the Mom week! On this episode, Tom Segura and Christina P talk about the port-a-potty situation they're dealing with, Brad Pitt's cool nicknames, and meeting Gene Simmons from Kiss. We then welcome podcaster and stand up comedian, Sam Morril! Go check out his new Netflix special "Same Time Tomorrow" streaming RIGHT NOW! Sam and the mommies discuss consuming adult videos at a young age, being able to make something funny on stage, Magic Johnson's Instagram account, and all the celebrity wives that stayed with their husbands after their controversies went public. They talk about an episode of Law and Order SVU that Sam inspired, Tom reports on super cool CEO Dan Price, and Sam talks about getting attacked on stage. Tom talks about a charismatic waiter he had over the weekend who faked being Italian, we revisit some fun stuff from Kevin Samuels, and Sam talks about his new podcast "Ga by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

117 min listen

Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: Bert Kreischer finally recovered from all of his surgeries and joins Tom Segura to discuss their taste in adult videos. They discuss Adriana Chechik breaking her back, Bhad Bhabie, and if Bert should start an Only Fans account. Tom educates Bert on Tyga, Travis Scott and Woah Vicky. Bert shares his theory on little people, the bears discuss herpes, pregnancy scares, as well as hernias. They review some of the best hair transplants among celebrities, female celebrities that aged gracefully, and private jets. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

81 min listen

Chrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178: Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets. Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

The Machine Premiere | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 188: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babić, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at interacting with people, and how it's completely different from Joe Rogan's energy, there own energy and Jason Mamoa. And we wrap up with people flubbing Bert's last name and Drink Champs by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

67 min listen

North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698: Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.” We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women. by Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

86 min listen

Drugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166: Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

77 min listen

Women Have It Good w/ Yannis Pappas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 183: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Yannis Pappas on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss the old times, speeding, homelessness, exclusivity and wait for things, their experiences in therapy, and how Yannis is cheating on his therapists, and very cool guys Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Woody Allen, and Bernie Madoff. Yannis also shares the story of how he got shot, and his experience recovering from it. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

83 min listen

Bears Guide To Style | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

Sexual Athlete w/ Adriana Chechik | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 172: It’s a special episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and special guest cub, Adriana Chechik! Adriana tells us a little bit about her recent back injury at Twitch Con, some differences between her personal and professional sex life, and tips to prep for back action. The bears ask Adriana about BTS scenes on sites, Only Fans advice, her career as a stripper, how to prep for a DP and how to deal with newcomers. Adriana shares her opinion on blue pills, her time doing privates in Australia, and then getting caught up in customs for trafficking! Adriana shares what it’s like to date while working in the industry and we find out which bear Adriana would fall in love with. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

100 min listen

John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209: On this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, John Stamos joins Bert to talk about fame, getting sober, and The Beach Boys. Stamos also opens up about being bullied for his looks and the loss of Bob Saget. The two discuss Don Rickles, the Olsen twins, burning bridges, and the importance of giving it your all. Other topics include: General Hospital, Howard Stern, and family. Tom comes up quite a bit, as well. John’s new book is available now and it sounds like there are a lot of crazy stories in it. Check it out! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

120 min listen

Ep. 139 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Danny Brown: It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear (from YMH Studios' The Danny Brown Show) Danny Brown! Danny talks to Tom about watches, getting his identity stolen, and things he learned from hanging out with Insane Clown Posse. They talk about how Danny got into podcasting, his move to Austin, traveling and performing in different countries, and Ninja from Die Antword trying to pick him up. Then Danny runs Tom through some fashion tips and all the hottest places he gets clothes from. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

73 min listen

Beer Olympics | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 198: This week we bring you 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer… in 4K! The bears are back in their Austin den and Bert tells Tom all about The Beer Olympics hosted by Bussin’ With The Boys, surrounded by ELITE athletes like Taylor Lewan, David Bakhtiari, Michael Chandler, and Shane Gillis. Tom then shares with Bert that their overweight producer, Nadav, has been challenged and is training for the NYC Marathon. Bert shows how strong he’s become and shares his personal experiences and advice with Nadav for the upcoming marathon. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

73 min listen

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