Women Have It Good w/ Yannis Pappas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 183 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Podcast

Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Ari Shaffir! They discuss language, how main landers partake in open defecation and their own human dumps. They discuss some Israeli behaviors, Ari’s YouTube special, singers that fell from grace, and traveling in South America and Australia. They talk about how awesome it would be to be gay, and they discuss Mark Normand’s bachelor party where Bert Kreischer had a bit of a meltdown. They exchange stories about knocking things out of people’s hands, Tom’s kids and Ari’s hemorrhoids. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

66 min listen

The Machine Premiere | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 188: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babić, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at interacting with people, and how it's completely different from Joe Rogan's energy, there own energy and Jason Mamoa. And we wrap up with people flubbing Bert's last name and Drink Champs by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

67 min listen

Flooring It w/ Ryan Blaney | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 187: This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura is here to talk to his guest bear, American professional stock car racer who competes full time in the NASCAR Cup Series driving the #12 Ford Mustang for Team Penske, Ryan Blaney! Tom learns about how Ryan got into pro racing, Ryan learns about Tom’s love of cars, and Ryan shares some hilarious Michael Jordan stories. Ryan shares the differences between the different skill levels of racing, racer Josh Williams who walked across the track in protest, touring routines, Talladega Nights, and how they hung out in Daytona at the Indy 500. They discuss the typical fitness level of a NASCAR driver, they talk about some of their favorite street legal cars, by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

65 min listen

Ep. 152 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Joe Rogan: It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and we have guest bear Joe Rogan! We talk about Joe beating Enny in arm wrestling right before cameras started rolling, how athletic Bert Kreischer actually is, and the parameters for Sober October this year. The bears talk about Mark Zuckerberg going on Joe Rogan Experience, failed attempts at canceling Joe, some wild videos on Instagram, and famous mobsters and hitmen. They review Evander Holyfield and Michael Jordan's unsellable homes, Francis Ngannou, and food based Instagram profiles. They talk about Sam's Tailor, the Fatty Arbuckle controversy, how unique Joey Diaz is, and how Joe and Tom met. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

108 min listen

Ep. 160 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Quentin Tarantino: Bert Kreischer is still recovering from his heart surgeries so Tom Segura asked Quentin Tarantino to step in as a guest bear! Go check out Quentin’s new book “Cinema Speculation” and his podcast “The Video Archives!” Quentin discusses his new book, the journey of green lighting Pulp Fiction as well as the decisions made for casting. Tom asks Quentin about accents in Inglorious Bastards, Michael Parks in Kill Bill, and the “Top Gun is Gay” monologue. They discuss forced diversity casting in films, Quentin’s opinion on Alfred Hitchcock movies, and Quentin’s plan for his last film. Quentin talks about writing for TV, Tom reveals Quentin inspired him to film his own projects, Leonardo DiCaprio, and they share their thoughts on all the Marvel movies. They discuss stories about Don Rickles, Robert De Niro, and then Quentin roasts Tom. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

89 min listen

Chrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178: Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets. Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

Ep. 156 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about Tiger Woods, their kids playing sports, and what it takes to become an elite athlete. They try to figure out how they can raise freak athletes, discuss sports families, and debate if 2 Bears Racing is going to participate in the great Gumball 3000. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

Ep. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: SPONSORS: - Go to for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

Fun With Chloroform | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 195: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave. They discuss beard grooming, staying in shape, some of their favorites bites and drinks, car accident videos, and much more! They have fun with the FaceApp, give an update on 2 Bears Racing, ponder buying chloroform, and call Dr. Drew for his guidance on it. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

76 min listen

Jacked w/ Kumail Nanjiani | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 164: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Kumail Nanjiani. They discuss Kevin Hart, writers rooms they've been on, and all the different scenes in standup. Kumail talks about growing up in Pakistan, starting in comedy, and being cool on film sets. Kumail talks about the Chicago comedy scene, Silicon Valley and Portlandia. They discuss acting, Saturday Night Live, Kumail getting JACKED, and Welcome to Chippendales on Hulu. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

100 min listen

The Dream Team w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 185: It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! They talk about how wild the stories on Sickler's patreon is, discuss sex parties and share their most embarrassing sports moments. They share wild stories of Larry Bird talking trash, the Dream Team, and OJ Simpson. They talk about famous athletes with AIDs, freak athletes, trade coach stories and discuss athletes who smoke and party. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

80 min listen

The Monarchy Sucks w/ Jim Jefferies | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 184: This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave Bert Kreischer welcomes guest bear Jim Jefferies! They discuss serial killers, Australia, and a having a bad sense of smell. They discuss Brad Pitt, Austin Butler, Tom Holland and accents. They discuss Jim’s new TV show and try to see how well Bert would do on it. They discuss the Royal Family, the comedy terrorist, top tier American and foreign comedians, and Jimmy Carr’s attempted cancelation. They also discuss controversial current events, Jim’s comedy, Jim’s Dad and Australian legend Shane Warne. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

111 min listen

The Hottest Instagrams | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 165: It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! We start with Bert learning about numbers in other languages, they talk about countries they would run away to, and Bert really considers starting an Only Fans page. Tom then shows Bert a WILD loophole some Instagram models found and they look up the girlfriends of George Clooney, Chris Hemsworth, Henry Cavil. They talk about Nate Diaz and freak athletes like Barry Sanders and Charlie Ward. We call Bert's wife, LeeAnn, and ask her about vacations, boy shorts and selling nudes online. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

68 min listen

What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213: Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the subtle art of beard dyeing, grooming near the groin, midlife crisis energy and much more! Plus, Bert shares some sober realizations he's had recently while being "California sober", and reveals to Tom how he's felt being a little bit lighter. The Bears also debate what type of car their wives are, the greatness of Michael Jordan, gorgeous football players, and discuss why being present is so satisfying. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

72 min listen

Praying for Laughs w/ Jessica Kirson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 218 by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

79 min listen

The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207: Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Matt Rife for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Matt's meteoric rise to fame, Matt's time on Wild 'n Out, Netflix comedy specials vs. YouTube comedy specials, crowd work and hecklers, dealing with negative feedback, Matt plans to buy his mom a house, and much more! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

96 min listen

Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 215: This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom is joined by comedian Stavros Halkias who's here to make the bear cave fat again! They talk about Greece, mafia movies, fat guy math, doing comedy specials in Austin and foreign family members. Tom shares some discoveries about his family history and the duo bond over their appreciation of steaks and dogs, before searching for a new Religious wife for Stavros! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

85 min listen

Bears Guide To Style | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

82 min listen

John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209: On this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, John Stamos joins Bert to talk about fame, getting sober, and The Beach Boys. Stamos also opens up about being bullied for his looks and the loss of Bob Saget. The two discuss Don Rickles, the Olsen twins, burning bridges, and the importance of giving it your all. Other topics include: General Hospital, Howard Stern, and family. Tom comes up quite a bit, as well. John’s new book is available now and it sounds like there are a lot of crazy stories in it. Check it out! by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

120 min listen

Ep. 48 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bobby Lee: SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - FitVine Wine has partnered with the Navy SEAL Foundation to create a limited edition co-branded Red Zinfandel variety and is giving away 2 limited edition Navy SEAL... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

92 min listen

Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer: What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking... by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

70 min listen

What Will Make Bert Less Fat? w/ Layne Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 206: Layne Norton is the founder of fitness coaching company BioLayne, a powerlifter, bodybuilder, and author. He joins Tom Segura to discuss powerlifting, bodybuilding, testosterone replacement therapy, stress management, the ketogenic diet, how unhealthy diet soda actually is, why people are obese, and wraps up by discussing Bert Kreischer’s new healthy lifestyle. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

95 min listen

Knives and Fights w/ Joel McHale | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 194: Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Joel McHale! They talk about their heads, hair and health along with taking the testosterone plunge. They talk about work ethic, narcissism, auditioning together for The Office and some Bud Light commercials. They share their bad reviews with each other, Bert lost his joke book, and they trade stories about their families. Joel talks a bit about his early career as a college football player, and the two talk about dogs Bert wasn’t allowed to get, funerals and Steve Harvey. They discuss fights, knives, Jimmy Tatro and give Robert Kelly a call right before he did Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

112 min listen

Ep. 139 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Danny Brown: It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear (from YMH Studios' The Danny Brown Show) Danny Brown! Danny talks to Tom about watches, getting his identity stolen, and things he learned from hanging out with Insane Clown Posse. They talk about how Danny got into podcasting, his move to Austin, traveling and performing in different countries, and Ninja from Die Antword trying to pick him up. Then Danny runs Tom through some fashion tips and all the hottest places he gets clothes from. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

73 min listen

Rob Lowe's Incredible Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 196: Bert Kreischer is joined by guest bear Rob Lowe on this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Rob discusses being famous in the 80s, growing up with other movie stars in Malibu, golf, watch collecting, transcendental meditation, and much more! He also share stories about Cary Grant, “Unstable,” “The Outsiders,” and “Rumble Fish,” gives advice on making a “first move,” and discusses moving out of L.A. to Santa Barbara. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

105 min listen

Calling Comics for 2 Bears 5K | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 217 by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

89 min listen

The Most Special Performance EVER | 2 Bears, 1 Cave by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

73 min listen

Ep. 141 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler: It's 2 Bears 1 Cave with a sick Tom Segura and guest bear Ryan Sickler! The bears talk about Michelin Star restaurants, Tom's mom's gifts, and Brad Pitt. They talk about how sick they get on the road, people who dip chewing tobacco, the 30 For 30 doc on Street Basketball, and Bill Clinton. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

70 min listen

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94 min listen

Ep. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir: It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and with special guest bear, Ari Shaffir! We analyze some of Carrot Top's wild Instagram posts and ask Ari how he got banned from social media. They talk about how important change is to your life and some fans who are surprised when comedians don't care about their feelings. Ari tells us about his time at J school, Tom shows Ari a heavy clip from YMH Live and an OG clip known as "Man VS Jar." Ari tells Tom about traveling to the Dominican Republic, Tom updates Ari on Bert's health, and they discuss how crazy weed from overseas is. Then they finish on a lighter note and react to a WILD cartel video. by 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

86 min listen

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