As a punishment for new Patrons we're watching Jeff Dunham's new mind-altering special: Me the People Jeff takes on Cancel Culture, the Joe Biden puppet talks about Hunter's prostitutes, a brand new millennial puppet delights the audience with jokes about participation trophies, and yes, José the Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard Help us do the show for only $5/month ($3.11/month if you sign up before I wake up on Thursday) and get a bonus episode of Minion Death Cult every week as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes. You'll also get access to our weekly livestream, DEATH CHAT 500 in both live video and recorded audio format.  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult