"I'M LIVING IN MY CAR, AND IT'S KINDA NICE"

"I'M A VIRGIN AT 26": A caller tells me he’s been spending hundreds of dollars on an online girlfriend he’s never met to make up for his lack of romantic connections in real life. We discuss how he might be able to find validation within himself as well as his frustrations with being a virgin in adulthood.   Then I talk to a caller who wants to marry a guy she’s been dating for a month, a caller dealing with a backstabbing roommate, and a caller whose girlfriend has an unrelenting desire to punch his balls. Go to a movie by yourself and write a review of it online. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

"MY SISTER VANISHED": A caller tells me his sister went dark on the social media after moving to the LA a few years ago and he is worried about her well being. He has been building a file on her and is debating hiring an investigator to find her. We dive into his conflicting feelings on the matter. Then we hear a harrowing story from a guy who worked as a nude model for a figure study class. Later a couple calls in and a conversation about bukkake porn evolves into a deeper look at their relationship as a whole. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT” by Therapy Gecko

63 min listen

"I WAS BANNED FROM YOUR SHOW": After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance. Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness. Life is short. I am a gecko. Also I am doing a big ass tour around the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia in 2023. Click this link to join my email list and get an email when I announce the cities: https://forms.gle/JQwo9aVNfgxxZkXPA More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

59 min listen

“I CRASHED MY CAR WHILE LISTENING”: Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/ Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA TODAY: https://therapygecko.supercast.com/ I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

62 min listen

"I'M ADDICTED TO CRYPTO TRADING": A caller discusses his gambling addiction that started in high school and how its affected him over the course of his life. Then we hear from a caller who’s living in a tent in the woods after being kicked out of his parent’s house, and how he’s adapting to his situation. Later we talk to a caller about her short-lived professional porn career and how the year and a half she spent in the industry has followed her throughout her life. Finally we hear from a caller who tells me she’s been exploring a fictional universe through the body of another woman via astral projection while she dreams. You will have to listen to the episode to find out what that actually means. I am a gecko. 100 episodes baby!!! More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

79 min listen

“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS”: A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. I am on tour right now and the shows have been very fun. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

“I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL”: An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control. Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face. I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

58 min listen

"I WAS KIDNAPPED": A caller tells me the story of how he was kidnapped for ransom at the age of two in Iraq. Afterwards I speak with a tattoo artist living in Tokyo who felt inspired to call me after an acid trip, then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE in Nashville about how they overcame addiction and are starting their first day of work at the Hard Rock Cafe. Also I finished up my live show tour over the weekend and I am very grateful to the folks that came out. I’ll be doing more cities + going international in 2023, so look out. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever Link to full Nashville video here: https://youtu.be/-_8IvKdgubU by Therapy Gecko

67 min listen

340 - Tucker had a Long Term Kinky Affair that Eventually Led to Marriage: Tucker calls in to talk about his super long, kinky affair that eventually turned into marriage. How did he meet the woman he was having an affair with? How did they keep the affair from their spouses for so long? What kind of kinky things did they do wit by Strictly Anonymous

89 min listen

340 - Tucker had a Long Term Kinky Affair that Eventually Led to Marriage: Tucker calls in to talk about his super long, kinky affair that eventually turned into marriage. How did he meet the woman he was having an affair with? How did they keep the affair from their spouses for so long? What kind of kinky things did they do wit by Strictly Anonymous Confessions

90 min listen

What is the Difference Between “Codependence” and Authentic Feelings & Boundaries? by Porn, Betrayal, Sex and the Experts — PBSE

32 min listen

"MY SOCIAL SKILLS ARE GONE": A caller tells me how living much of his life in virtual reality over the past 3 years has caused him to go from being a confident extrovert to lacking any real life social skills. Afterwards caller’s grandpa accidentally films his sex tape on a family vacation, a caller shares concerns over rumors about her childhood friend’s sexuality, and a caller tells me about how an activity known as “monkey time” has brought his friend group closer together. Then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who’s studying brain surgery at Harvard University as part of a series of street interviews I did on campus there. What should I do with my life? I am a gecko. Harvard University video here: https://youtu.be/p8u9vohPLk0 More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

72 min listen

WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND'S LEG?: A man calls in to discuss a hypothetical question: would you consume your friend's leg? Then we hear from a caller who was recently diagnosed with a condition that will cause him to be blind within the next 10 years, and how this diagnosis has affected their outlook on life. Later a smoke shop employee reflects on her customers and a caller desires to incorporate farts into his sex life. ALSO- Tickets are still available for my live tour in which I will be being a gecko and talking to people on stage. They will sell out fast, so nab them here: https://ffm.live/geck22 I wish I had something to put at the end right here. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

61 min listen

Return of the Killer Tomatoes by The Good, The Bad, and The Sequel

110 min listen

THE SHIT PILLOW: A caller finds her daughter’s dirty diapers under her roommate’s pillow. Lots to unpack. Then I talk to a DJ about spinning around the universe, critique the new Mario movie, and talk to a streaming enthusiast about their gambling itch and other aspects of their life. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/m/zZTfe Bird watching is underrated. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

57 min listen

"I'M IN LOVE WITH 200FT MEN": A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physically impossible to fulfill.  Afterwards a caller suspects that they may be able to predict the future via their dreams, a caller expresses his guilt from a major mistake he made in high school, and a woman reflects on what has empowered her to begin her new career as a stripper. If you can see this then DM me a picture of brown rice on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

68 min listen

THE SWEDISH INVASION: A Swedish student studying in New York tells me about her experiences with dating apps, being afraid of porn, making friends in America, getting high, and more. Then a musician regales me with a new song of his that samples audio from this very podcast. I may or may not pursue legal action. I’m launching a limited edition Therapy Gecko plushie with YooTooz soon and you can learn more about that here: https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/plushie I am on tour doing Therapy Gecko LIVE all over the east coast of the US. Get tickets here before they’re gone OR sign up for a notification for when I come to your city in 2024: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Let me know if mentioning this podcast in your Tinder bio gets you more matches. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

"MY FRIEND IS NOT WHO I THOUGHT THEY WERE": This first call deals with a heavy topic so viewer discretion is advised: a caller tells me that a longstanding childhood friend of hers has been arrested for a horrible crime, and we discuss the flux of emotions she’s been dealing with in response. Afterwards we hear from a caller struggling to find a balance between his Pakistani heritage and his new life in the US, a man who feels guilt from a petty crime he committed in high school, and a caller who tells us what it’s like dating as a plus sized woman. DM me a picture on Instagram (@lyle4ever) of your favorite road trip snack. I’m going on tour and need ideas for nourishment. I am a gecko. TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE are still available in a few cities. Check that out here: https://ffm.live/geck22 More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

"I CATFISHED SOMEONE": A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her. Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone. I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

65 min listen

How to Open Your Relationship with Jennifer Kaylo Ruscin by Oh F*ck Yeah with Ruan Willow

63 min listen

095 - Cirque and his Girlfriend Swing for the First Time and it Doesn't Go Very Well: Cirque finally got his long term girlfriend to agree to swing with him but their first swinger experience couldn't have gone worse. What exactly went down that night and why did it turn out so badly? As Louis Ck once said, "guys fuck things up; girls ar by Strictly Anonymous

75 min listen

168 - Cirque and his Girlfriend Swing for the First Time and it Doesn't Go Very Well: Cirque finally got his long term girlfriend to agree to swing with him but their first swinger experience couldn't have gone worse. What exactly went down that night and why did it turn out so badly? As Louis Ck once said, "guys fuck things up; girls ar by Strictly Anonymous

76 min listen

"MY FIANCE NEGLECTS ME FOR VIDEO GAMES": A caller expresses concern over her partner's love for video games and how it's affecting their relationship. After that a woman tells me about how she recently formed a relationship with her father, who she previously thought was dead.Then a guy and I chat about how he has joined a fraternity in an attempt to understand men more and another caller tells me about her deadbeat sister. There is some other stuff too. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

56 min listen

"I COMMITTED MARRIAGE FRAUD": A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so far. Next a man and I unpack his childhood relationship with his father and discuss whether or not he should attempt to make amends in his adult life. We also talk to a caller experiencing a toilet paper shortage conflict with his roommates, dig into the semi-universal experience of imposter syndrome, and weigh in on the age old debate of which way you should wipe your ass. One day we will all be evaporated by a meteor. So have fun while you can. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

64 min listen

455 - Meghan and Her Boyfriend Are Hooking Up with a Unicorn by Strictly Anonymous Confessions

71 min listen

"WE'RE TRYING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP": A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through. We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in public, an electrician who shocks himself on purpose while simultaneously handling his baby mama drama, and a man living with a speech impediment tells us how that affects his day-to-day. This is a good one. I can feel it. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS TO MY LA GIG HERE: https://lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/therapy-gecko-podcast-live-2/More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

60 min listen

CHILDREN OF THE GECK: A caller discovers a Facebook group of 70+ biological siblings that all came from the same sperm donor as her. Now she is faced with whether or not to pursue a relationship with them. Afterwards a caller tells me about how his boredom has compelled him to enact his impulsive desires, a caller is conflicted by romantic feelings he has for his soon to be roommate, and a man shares his final thoughts with me as he arrives at the location of a cult he is joining. Today may or may not be a nice day outside depending on when you are reading this.I am a gecko. TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE are still available in a few cities and it will be very fun. Check that out here: https://ffm.live/geck22 More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever by Therapy Gecko

55 min listen

“I WAS SCAMMED BY CAMGIRLS”: A caller tells me how he overcame his obsession with spending money on cam girls. Then I help him set up a Roth IRA. Afterwards a caller reveals why they feel so paralyzed in their relationship of 8 years. It sounds nice to be a bird. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

54 min listen

“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”: After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid. Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits. Time to look out the window. I am a gecko. by Therapy Gecko

71 min listen

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