#008 Apu Only Live Once

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#008 Apu Only Live Once

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Feb 6, 2020

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The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating.

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Feb 6, 2020

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Comedian Dave Weasel and lazy pervert Brandon Collins bring you opposite views of current events and our horrible lives. TWITTER: @valleyboyspod INSTAGRAM: @valleyboyspodcast

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#013: Los Angeles Lockdown: While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#040: Hot Boy Summer: The boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing by Valley Boys Podcast
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#054: Old Man Weasel: The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine by Valley Boys Podcast
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#025 The Saucy Ape: The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
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