#098: FLORIDA MAN!!!

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#098: FLORIDA MAN!!!

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Jul 28, 2023

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In what is technically the 100th episode, Dave goes through some of the wildest FLORIDA MAN news stories. Meth, nudity, alligators, and a whole lot of booze.

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Jul 28, 2023

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Comedian Dave Weasel and lazy pervert Brandon Collins bring you opposite views of current events and our horrible lives. TWITTER: @valleyboyspod INSTAGRAM: @valleyboyspodcast

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#023 Anthony Rogers: Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#017: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles: The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#018: Paul Elia: The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than assault rifles. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#008 Apu Only Live Once: The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating. by Valley Boys Podcast
70 min listen
#001 Valley Boys: The boys talk about Reseda, cocaine, public urination, and My 600lb Life. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#004 Dick Rivers: Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#021 Alia Janine: Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting. by Valley Boys Podcast
53 min listen
#022 Jessica Kirson: Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead. by Valley Boys Podcast
38 min listen
#007 Swipe Left: The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. by Valley Boys Podcast
1 min listen
#012: Pomona Virus: The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#016: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked: The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. by Valley Boys Podcast
76 min listen
#005: The Pneumonia Diaries: Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'. by Valley Boys Podcast
75 min listen
#042: Weekly Weigh In: The boys discuss unsolicited tit pics, NHL playoffs, keto, Brandon's un-marriage advice, and being back on stage for standup comedy by Valley Boys Podcast
60 min listen
#006 Movin' On Up: Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#015: Jessimae Peluso: The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Dave's potential homosexuality. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#048: Whitesplaining: The boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis by Valley Boys Podcast
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#020: Mark Normand: Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own... by Valley Boys Podcast
46 min listen
#032: Nickel Night: The boys talk about online death threats, their worst jobs, stealing back engagement rings, and prostitute pricing scales. by Valley Boys Podcast
57 min listen
#009 Jimmy Dore & Steve Lewis: The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack. by Valley Boys Podcast
131 min listen
#002 The Pot(belly) Calling The Kettle Fat: The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events. by Valley Boys Podcast
62 min listen
#109: Sega Kids: Dave speculates on the superior being; the Sega Kid or the Super Nintendo Kid. Also talks about Bill Burr's movie Old Dads, 23andMe letdowns for white people, and first-time unsupervised internet access. Sponsors: Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and u... by Valley Boys Podcast
23 min listen
#011 Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill: The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking. by Valley Boys Podcast
62 min listen
#045: Words We Can't Say: The boys celebrate joining a new network by testing what words will get beeped out, stupid bets on sports, and doing standup right after better comedians by Valley Boys Podcast
60 min listen
#014 Brandon Blackburn: While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns Tiger King and blames a secret fart on Brandon. by Valley Boys Podcast
75 min listen
#013: Los Angeles Lockdown: While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#040: Hot Boy Summer: The boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing by Valley Boys Podcast
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#054: Old Man Weasel: The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine by Valley Boys Podcast
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#026: Holiday Special: The boys talk about getting drunk and ruining Christmas, California lockdowns, and Brandon's hatred for Gavin Newsom by Valley Boys Podcast
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#025 The Saucy Ape: The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#043: Brandon The Homewrecker: The boys talk about new bands stealing from old ones, breaking up with spouses after going to drug rehab, and Brandon ruining someone's marriage with his penis. by Valley Boys Podcast
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