#099: Red Blooded

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#099: Red Blooded

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Aug 4, 2023

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Dave gives advice on what NOT to do when cancelling plans, escaping a SiriusXM trial, which TV dads would vote for Trump or Biden, how every kid has a traumatizing hamster story, stealing furniture from venues that owe you money, and the Nickelback documentary.

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Comedian Dave Weasel and lazy pervert Brandon Collins bring you opposite views of current events and our horrible lives. TWITTER: @valleyboyspod INSTAGRAM: @valleyboyspodcast

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#002 The Pot(belly) Calling The Kettle Fat: The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#005: The Pneumonia Diaries: Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#021 Alia Janine: Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting. by Valley Boys Podcast
53 min listen
#034: Chicken: The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself. by Valley Boys Podcast
59 min listen
#027: King of the Capitol Hill: The boys talk about social media influence, old jokes biting you in the ass, politics, and Brandon suspects Dave will convert to Republican by Valley Boys Podcast
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#007 Swipe Left: The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#006 Movin' On Up: Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#016: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked: The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#019: Noodles from The Offspring: Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#024 Hand Grenade Behind The Deli Counter: The boys talk about Joe Biden's victory and unsolicited sexual pictures from both genders. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#012: Pomona Virus: The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#009 Jimmy Dore & Steve Lewis: The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#013: Los Angeles Lockdown: While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#020: Mark Normand: Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own... by Valley Boys Podcast
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#023 Anthony Rogers: Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath. by Valley Boys Podcast
63 min listen
#028 Return of the Blackburn: Brandon Blackburn - former CIA officer, Live PD producer, and current Dave's standup agent joins the boys to talk about the shitshow of current events. It's a bloodbath by Valley Boys Podcast
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#018: Paul Elia: The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than assault rifles. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#014 Brandon Blackburn: While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns Tiger King and blames a secret fart on Brandon. by Valley Boys Podcast
75 min listen
#026: Holiday Special: The boys talk about getting drunk and ruining Christmas, California lockdowns, and Brandon's hatred for Gavin Newsom by Valley Boys Podcast
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#025 The Saucy Ape: The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#011 Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill: The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#015: Jessimae Peluso: The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Dave's potential homosexuality. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#017: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles: The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#032: Nickel Night: The boys talk about online death threats, their worst jobs, stealing back engagement rings, and prostitute pricing scales. by Valley Boys Podcast
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#049: Final Davestination: The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards by Valley Boys Podcast
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