Where there's a willy, there's a way! Alice is joined by past guest & co-host Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) and bestselling author Josh Sabarra (@JoshSabarra) to review the modernized gay porn parody remake of the 1980's classic, "9 to 5". Support us on Patreon!  Listen to Silvia's podcasts:  Sexy Funny Raw Sexual Disorientation Snag Josh's book's: Porn Again Alice Vaughn 0:09 Welcome to Two girls one Mic Where were the porn version of Rotten Tomatoes but instead of tomatoes it's just a dick whether or not it's flat direct either coast, Alice Vaughn, and with me, I have actually a guest co host, Silvia sage. Hey, Sylvia, how you doing today? I'm fantastic. How are you? I am so good. And for listeners of the show. You guys might remember Sylvia from one of our earlier episodes, Pulp Fiction. Yes, we had such a good time and I know some of you are asking where's the fat? Well, Yvette is actually on medical leave for the fall. So we are bringing back some of your favorite past guests, co hosts and their friends. And we have a friend today. We have Josh Sahara. Wait, am I pronouncing your name? Josh Sabarra 0:56 Who are you got it right on the first try. Alice Vaughn 0:58 Yes. men say the same thing to me in bed. Josh Sabarra 1:04 And here's Silvia is the professional. Yeah. Do you have such a good track record? Oh, Alice Vaughn 1:09 wait, are we still talking about the podcast or in bed? Josh Sabarra 1:13 I'll leave that up to the listeners. Alice Vaughn 1:15 People are already looking for like the Yelp of like porn and sex. Right. Silvia Saige 1:20 What is Alice's score? I wish I had a Yelp review of sex. I'd love to read it. Oh my god. Would we Unknown Speaker 1:26 actually want that? I would. Yeah, I heard that one. Josh Sabarra 1:29 I mean, isn't that what Twitter is? anyway? Really? Silvia Saige 1:33 Kinda. Alice Vaughn 1:35 I mean, yeah, I guess for one night stance. You know what, as long as it could be anonymous, because I feel like I would definitely be able to get better anonymous scores. Yeah, anonymous is the best way to go. Josh Sabarra 1:45 Yeah. But what would the intent be of this website with this these to improve people's sexual performance? Or would it be to because you know, people are going to use it as a way to, you know, a punitive way to treat their acts like Silvia Saige 1:58 I say, improve sexual performance. Because it's really hard to tell somebody to their face what they've done wrong, but it's really easy to tell your friend what they did wrong. So how easy would it be to tell the Yelp of sexuality what they did wrong? And then they could go read it and be like, Ah, this whole time, I thought I was doing that right. And you're like, Oh, you're so wrong. Alice Vaughn 2:16 I thought I like they liked it when I gave t. Silvia Saige 2:20 This whole time. everybody's like, Oh, it's too much. Stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Yeah, that's what I do when I don't like it. I'm like, Oh, it's too much stuff. Stop, stop. Josh Sabarra 2:29 It's just too much pleasure for you to handle. Silvia Saige 2:32 How much pleasure Yeah, you're killing me. Alice Vaughn 2:36 But no, seriously, you're choking me too hard. I think you are killing. He almost broke my hyoid bone. Five stars felt like Cheryl marcher. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 2:46 Five stars. Alice Vaughn 2:48 Five stars. So, Josh, you wrote a book also called porn again? Yeah. Okay. I'm really embarrassed. You sent me a copy and I haven't opened it. Oh my Silvia Saige 2:58 god. It's so good. You have to Read it Alice. It's like, in a day. It's addicting. Josh Sabarra 3:03 I mean, it doesn't come with a better cover quote than that. Yeah. Definitely asking Sylvia for a blurb for my third book. You got it. Alice Vaughn 3:12 Okay, so you have enemies closer, which is your latest right? Josh Sabarra 3:16 enemies closer. Yes. Which is a Hollywood bitchy fiction, Jackie Collins style type book. Yeah, I wanted to be, you