Alice & Yvette are having a wholesome MFF, with non other than CollegeHumor's Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry). The girls clearly can't contain themselves when they hear he's willing to do the dishes...without being asked. Together they review SpongeKnob SquareNuts, because our childhoods haven't been ruined enough.  Support us on Patreon!  Leave us a review!  Check out Ryan's channel on Pornhub  Unknown Speaker 0:02 This these two girls, one Mic, the show that talks about the holes and plot holes of your favorite porn. Alice Vaughn 0:11 Welcome to the podcast. Dildos are being affected by the trade war. I'm your co host Alice Vaughn and with me I have my gorgeous co host beside babe event Dr. Mott event How you doing honey? I'm very sad about my impending higher cost of dildos thanks to the fact that most of them have to be made in China right? Is this the thing that's happening or the cost of rubber seal and all the other things that go into this magical piece of equipment? I'm holding up my Hitachi right now much to our guests consternation? Are you personally being affected in your quest to get off by the trade wars email us info to girls Win Mag comm so yeah, if you're in China and you work at a factory, are you personally being affected by the number of orders coming into your factory regarding dildos, electronic products and door anything that's stimulating and or vagina or crocs or both? Are all the generals email us info to girls for Mike calm. Yeah, email us. You know, we shouldn't turn the show into a show about economics because we're gonna get so many angry emails No. Like, no. They've instead we have a very interesting character from both the comedy and the porn universe and I'm so fucking thrilled. That is work exists. Alice, how should we he transcends porn and comedy. Would you say that? He does. So his name is Brian creamer. Real name? Yeah, best both poor name and real name. I have so many questions about that. But if you haven't heard of Ryan before, he creates wholesome porn for Pornhub such as I disinfect the casting couch. I do the dishes with happing ask. I deliver you pizza and to put my wiener in it. And he's a writer for College Humor. So Ryan, welcome to our show. Ryan Creamer 1:53 Thanks so much for having me guys. I'm psyched to be here and I will say I stockpiled all my dildos and butt plugs so I will sell them at discount rate so they avoid trade wars if anyone's interested. Or they used. Oh, great question. I'll pay Yvette d'Entremont 2:05 extra for that. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah, they're all use if they come with panties even better yours specifically Ryan Creamer 2:11 Perfect. Okay, I'll have my use but plugs dildos panties for sale in the link of this app, I think Yvette d'Entremont 2:17 Yeah, we'll link to it. Why not show notes? Yeah, Lincoln. We're not going to use them. We're going to mount them on the wall as a trophy. I one day I feel like there's gonna be a market for alysus and my panties. Oh, sure. You know, there might be that out there like, but there seems to be less of a market of that for men's underwear. And I feel that is discriminatory. Ryan Creamer 2:36 I think so too. I need to open the market up a little bit. Alice Vaughn 2:39 Ryan, you are a pioneer. Hey, I appreciate that. Just so you know, if you haven't looked at you should go and watch his porn. His most important he is a very attractive gentleman. He is. Am I seeing this wrong? Or are you a ginger? I might. Yeah, I am. And he is like I said, very handsome fella. We don't say that about gingers. This is our first ginger. Guest Oh, In MFF oh good boy yeah we do like our MFF oh mama Ryan Creamer 3:05 mama me it's very funny because tags on Pornhub and I think porn in general redhead is like the least populated category like there is none to be found people don't want to see it Yvette d'Entremont 3:14 Really? I looked in England and I looked the gingers, so maybe that's just me. But then again, maybe it's