Alice & Kate are joined by comedian Meredith Jaqueline (@themeredith) The trio talk IUDs, dick pics, liposuction, cypto boys, why Austin sucks, being simps for Seth Mcfarlane, our firsts, becoming a pilot, what VR porn & paraplegia have in common, the Greg Abbot Tree Foundation, Lindsay Lohan's lost finger, Woodrocket costumes, oh...and we review the Family Guy porn parody! Just us on Patreon for a bonus episode! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic BONUS PATREON CONTENT INCLUDES: Where we talk apartment deals, target, Kate going to the billboard music awards, Sandy alley, Kate isn't allowed at the Church of scientology, The Chris D'elia Day Care Center, John Mulany, and more Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic