Alice & Yvette are joined this week with Vice President of the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee (APAC) & pornstar Riley Reyes (RileyReyXXX)! The threesome nerd out and get weird with porn horcruxes, consent culture in porn, ethical porn, clown orgies, bad sex advice, alternative sex toy stores, and a squirrel eating a taco shell in a tree.  Get 20% OFF Clone-A-Willy with code: TGOM20 Support us on Patreon and listen to more content!  Yvette d'Entremont 0:02 We're committed to your pleasure here at the porn cast and that means we won't promote anything that isn't Alice tested any better Unknown Speaker 0:08 approved and this one is definitely tested Unknown Speaker 0:10 several times over. Yeah, there was suction and fluffing and thermometers Alice Vaughn 0:15 and the tea bags. You mean teabagging? Yvette d'Entremont 0:19 No, I got something in my eye and use teabags to get the swelling to go down. What did you get in your eye? Unknown Speaker 0:25 My husband's calls it It took a fucking village, Yvette d'Entremont 0:28 a literal fucking village Alice Vaughn 0:30 and well worth it because thanks to clone a Willie we've now cloned body parts on ourselves and willing volunteers Yvette d'Entremont 0:36 and we can even make them buzz. Alice Vaughn 0:39 No policies or cops were harmed in the making of this partnership Unknown Speaker 0:42 we live in amazing times. Now where can our listeners check this out Alice Alice Vaughn 0:46 to clone it and bowknot go to Kelowna Willie calm and type in promo code tg o m 20 to get 20% off your first purchase. Yvette d'Entremont 1:01 This is two girls. One Mike, the show that talks about the holes and plotholes of your favorite porn. Welcome to Two girls one Mike the porn cast where the orgasms are made up and the plot doesn't matter. I'm your co host Yvette Dr. Mon here is my lovely by vivacious rambunctious, hysterical. And did I mention she has a nice butt co host Alice Vaughn Ellis, how the fuck are you doing today? Alice Vaughn 1:25 I am so disappointed in you. The plot doesn't matter. I'm sorry. You know, Yvette d'Entremont 1:29 it doesn't. But that's why we can make fun of it. And it can still be a fantastic porn that gets you off. Alice Vaughn 1:35 I feel like I don't know you anymore. Yvette d'Entremont 1:39 Well, I mean, that was part of the premise of the podcast before we started doing this was you know, you can make fun of the science in a sci fi movie and you too bad you still get out of that movie, what you went in there for? And it's kind of same thing with a porn, or at least it used to be before we really started doing this podcast and now I'm like, No, I want the pot to be good. Alice Vaughn 1:56 I mean, the problem is now that if the pot sucks, I can't get out. Yeah, Yvette d'Entremont 2:00 it's really sad now I'm like, really? Your entire plot was just step mother thinks step daughter's boyfriend is hot. Like that's your entire plot. Come on. Alice Vaughn 2:10 Really? This is a fake cab you okay? You don't have Venmo you don't have PayPal. There is no other way we can pay for this transaction except tips. This is the only way Yvette d'Entremont 2:20 to be fair. I've had some really dark times in New York, but that was before Venmo so I don't believe any of it now. So Riley What do you think? And actually, guys, we have a guest on the show today. We have a three way scissoring today, guys, it's gonna be very hot. I'm so excited. That sounds very complicated. You know, six legs shit can happen. Alice Vaughn 2:40 Am I that flexible? Is the question. So we have on the show, performer and advocate vice president of APAC, the adult performer advocacy committee, Riley raise Riley, welcome Riley Reyes 2:52 to the show. Thank you. I'm excited to be here. Yvette d'Entremont 2:54 We're very happy to have you on with us. Unknown Speaker 2:56 So question, is there a way to pay for it? taxicab other than money in tickets Riley Re