Comedian, Dave Kinney (@DavidKinney), joins Alice & Yvette this week to see what happens when you try to turn a show about a live sketch-comedy show into a porn...and forget to ask Judah Friedlander to star in it. We also cover what to not put into a microwave, rocket knees, custom gym blazers, and porn Kenneth. Support us on Patreon!  Get 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com with code TGOM20 Yvette d'Entremont 0:02 We're committed to your pleasure here at the porn cast and that means we won't promote anything that isn't Alice tested any better approved Unknown Speaker 0:09 and this one is definitely tested Unknown Speaker 0:10 several times over. Yeah, there was suction and fluffing and thermometers Unknown Speaker 0:14 and the tea bags. You mean tea bags? Yvette d'Entremont 0:19 No, I got something in my eye and use teabags to get the swelling to go down. Unknown Speaker 0:23 What did you get in your eye? My husband's calls it It took a fucking village, a literal fucking village and well worth it because thanks to clone Willie, we've now cloned body parts on ourselves and willing volunteers and we can even make them buzz. No policies or cops were harmed in the making of this partnership Yvette d'Entremont 0:42 we live in amazing times. Now where can our listeners check this out Alice Alice Vaughn 0:46 to clone it and bonus go to clone a Willie calm and type in promo code tg o m 20 to get 20% off your first purchase. Unknown Speaker 1:01 This is two girls. One Mike, the show that talks about the holes and plotholes of your favorite porn. Yvette d'Entremont 1:09 Welcome to Two girls one Mic the porncast where no matter how bad you think the hosts are we heard worse. I'm your co host Yvette dancer Martin, here is my co host my lovely, beautiful, fabulous. And did I mention perky co host Alice Vaughn Alice, how are you doing today? Baby? You keep Alice Vaughn 1:26 trying to get into my pants? Yvette d'Entremont 1:28 Yeah, if I did not this will they won't they would not be a thing anymore. And then what would our Patreon have to talk about? The wall would be so boring. Alice Vaughn 1:37 It's true. I'm sure I could think of several other topics that are of interest. Apparently we have a potentially new Patreon reward suggested by one of our listeners. Yes. Yvette d'Entremont 1:49 Were you create them a custom binder? Alice Vaughn 1:52 Yeah. So for guests because we have an MFF going on on the show today. Yvette d'Entremont 1:59 Very excited. It's always very exciting when we get an extra penis on today. Alice Vaughn 2:03 Yeah, it always says, and I have to apparently now get Dave in the loop of why there is a spider thing going on, which is our keeps binders full of women. Dave Kinney 2:13 Oh, that Mitt Romney. I mean Alice Vaughn 2:14 he learned it from me. But mostly I'm a hyper organizer. And I kind of recently just moved places and I had to windell down the number of binders I had, I had more than 50 binders. It was pretty excessive. Dave Kinney 2:32 It's a thing where they actually full of women. Yvette d'Entremont 2:34 No, most of them weren't at least I'm sure Alice Vaughn 2:37 slike one and it had it was in relation to the podcast and potential future guests. So that's the only reason Yvette d'Entremont 2:44 so you kept the list like romney did. You had a list of women and a binder, Dave Kinney 2:50 just like Mitt Romney? I'm like, just big introduced to you guys. I'm trying to play. It's super cool. So here like yeah, 50 binders like binders full of it. I'm like cool. Cool. Awesome, perfectly normal. very organized. Yvette d'Entremont 3:02 Don't worry, Alice is aware that this is like I have my things that I know are completely fucked up. Alice has hurt like this is a fetish of hers practically like I think you say, post it notes. She's like, tag organizing To me it's a I speak no lies Alice, you're not wrong. Alice Vaughn 3:22 You're not wrong. Yvette d'Entremont 3:24 I'm not