? CHIP IN TO OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ARationalFear? SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL LIST: http://www.arationalfear.com/? BUY OUR MERCH HERE13th August 2021We are joined by guest fearmongers from the House Warming podcast.Marty SmileyNat DamenaAs well as regulars Dan Ilic and Lewis HobbaIPCC ReportYoung Liberals Auctioning off CoalGeorge Christensen's New WebsiteBrad Hazzard's "Other Backgrounds"Lockdown Etiquette ? CHIP IN TO OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ARationalFear? SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL LIST: http://www.arationalfear.com/? BUY OUR MERCH HERE Dan Ilic  0:00  This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Good evening, Lewis. Hello, Daniel. How are you? I'm, well, I I like the rest of our listeners want to know, how are you going with Billy Joel's Vienna?Lewis Hobba  0:14  I, I've just rushed home from work. And I had five minutes to spare before the podcast started. And I just had a quick practice. And I can get from the very start to the very end in a fashion.Dan Ilic  0:28  Oh, wow. Like, like still with stops and starts or you know, going, Okay.Lewis Hobba  0:33  I would like if you heard it, you wouldn't be like, Oh, it's Billy Joe, you know. But for a person who hasn't touched the piano since he was five. It's functional. Like, if you knew the song, you heard me playing it, you would probably go. I reckon that guy's playing Billy Joel's piano.Dan Ilic  0:50  Well, also, a lot of people don't know really, Joseph. It's one of the more obscure village owl songs I thought I was, I thought I was well across the oeuvre of Billy Joel. But I had never heard of Vienna till last week.Lewis Hobba  1:03  This is exactly why I chose it. You see, because if I chose Piano Man, and I'm at a party, and here we can have parties again. And there's a piano there and I sit down and I start going there, then everyone look at me and go that guy and he knows one song, and it's piano. Whereas if I stop playing the piano, they like no one in their right mind would only learn Vienna, this guy must be a pianist because it must be the 1000 songs he knows. So it's all mind games. You know, the next one is they're going to want you to play piano like but don't worry. You're not going to go to a party until 2015. So it's totally fine. Well, much like Billy Joel I already resent piano andDan Ilic  1:45  a big shout out to all our new Patreon members dissuade now I'm just gonna read them out usually I'm doing at the end of the show these days, but I want to read them out because I've got some we got some good ones. Simon nevel Mars page MCAT Sharon pates Diane Swan, Stacy Smith, Lindsey Jenkins, Alex Turnbull is chipping in on into our Patreon now which is great. And also I think Greg hunt is chipping you know now on our page because someone by the name of baby w comm pumpers 69.Lewis Hobba  2:17  I like this he gets the actual porn star Greg Hahn accidentally likeDan Ilic  2:22  it's so messed up the widow baby w come number 69 is giving us 10 bucks amount of config thank you to all our Patreon supporters you can hit to patreon.com forward slashLewis Hobba  2:31  irrational fears I was just gonna say a big thank you to all the come pumpedDan Ilic  2:35  family. big thank you to everyone related to come up pumped the 69 I'm recording my irrational fear on gadigal land in the urination sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.Unknown Speaker  2:46  A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, camera, fed gum, and section body or rational view recommended listening by immature audience.Dan Ilic  2:59  Tonight Rianna is now officially a billionaire and like all billionaires the singer is planning to head into space to open a diamond mine in the sky and Australia is ranked last among 200 countries for its action on climate change. Prime Minister Scott Morrison says it's not a race and the AC T goes into lockdown after one positive case proving that the camera bubble can be burst by a little prick