A long time ago, in a city far, far away, Alice and guest host Natalia Reagan are joined by John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) to review a porn parody no nerd has ever thought of before...Star Wars.   Support us on Patreon for more episodes   Alice Vaughn 0:09 Welcome to Two girls with Mic the podcast that firmly believes hand jobs that come from girls who speak sign language count as blow jobs. I'm your co host Alice Vaughn. event is still on medical leave. So I have my beautiful guest host, Natalia Reagan, Natalia How you doing today? Natalia Reagan 0:25 I'm doing fantastic. Thanks for having me out again. It's always a pleasure, especially with you Alice, Alice Vaughn 0:30 how do you feel about a sign language? blowjobs Natalia Reagan 0:34 You know, I'm very proficient in American Sign Language only in blowjobs though, unfortunately, it's all I know. And then the guy love you sign and then also the shocker. The shocker is also a popular that's that's part of sign language correct now, yes. Did Alice Vaughn 0:47 Coco the gorilla know that fun? I don't think so. I don't think she was aware. John Fugelsang 0:51 I do a whole bid my act where I teach the audience how to curse in American Sign Language because I get a government grant if it's educational. So I do Oh, yeah. And they have all the curse words like, I'm always like when deaf kids curse like they get their hands washed out with so I don't know what they do. But what matters is all of the curse words are there and they're even more colorful in ASL. Natalia Reagan 1:11 I wish this was a visual show because I feel like we could be learning so much more, especially when they come up with new words. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. How does that huh? How does Netflix and chill translate to ASL? There just be a lot of this or that's more fisting. But you know, next. Yeah, that's not so chill. Honestly, that's a little bit taking it four steps to forward John Fugelsang 1:33 for those listening, which is everyone. Natalia just did a hand gesture and flying fisting. Yeah, for the podcast. Natalia Reagan 1:39 That's actually when I used to play jeopardy. That's how I would remember answers. For some reason I would I'd always blank out but as soon as I would make that fisting motion, it would come to me. I don't I'm not a fan. I don't know why, but it just some sort of like visceral response. It's good to know what work Alex You're back. If Alice Vaughn 1:53 you have any thoughts, please share them with us. Audience if you have any thoughts about using fisting to remember stuff If you're not the only one, John Fugelsang 2:02 let us know. At least we know it works for Natalia. Natalia Reagan 2:07 I'm fun at trivia night. Let me just Oh John Fugelsang 2:08 yeah. I can't wait for your recovered memory. Yeah. Alice Vaughn 2:13 Considering I'm on a league, you are now officially invited. Okay. Thank you. Fantastic. And a third voice you guys are hearing today is john fugle. Sang from Sirius XM. Tell me everything. JOHN, thank you for joining our little podcast. John Fugelsang 2:26 That's really a delight I completely enjoy and and bewildered by what you do. And I'm honored and thrilled and sheepish to be here. Natalia Reagan 2:34 Oh, good. Can we call you john fuel wing for the duration of the show? You know that it's my favorite nickname of You know John Fugelsang 2:39 what, there's so many ways to make fun of my name, which begins with fpu if that's as creative as you can get. Nathan Lane once said that my name was German for a large apparatus. And his publicist wouldn't let me use the quote. I was crushed. Oh, that's deeply disappointing. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, there's a lot of ways. So Mike, go ahead. You were saying there's many, many ways you Natalia Reagan 2:58 go bang, bang. I mean, there's that There's a lot you can do I just have considering the content of the podcast, I felt like it was appropriate. John Fugelsang 3:06 It's a nerdy name for a nerdy kid. And that's why when you asked m