Travis has shunted Sir Ian into a strange pocket dimension which leads to an encounter with a questionable former employee, the elusive company man. They make lemons into lemon flavored goblins by taking this as an opportunity to collaborate.
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FWD: FWD: HR will not longer handle employee complaints
As stated in the subject line, the HR department can no longer spend time handling employee complaints and reports of injury. We will however be storing them in a secure location, free of possible go-gurt contamination. This pocket dimension will only accessible with express permission from someone of the Royal family line, so please stop trying to teleport there to "double check" you didn't mis-file something.
Zestfully yours, R&R HR